2nd May 2004, 10:20 AM
Rush: *is chased by a helicopter*
12 people at outpost 32 in the antartic: *saves dog and kills helicopter*
Snake Pliskin: Hey.... someone put that dog....... with the rest of the dogs....
Dogs in the kennel: hey wtf that's not a normal dog he's holy shit
Ruch: *becomes an organic mass and tries to copy the other dogs*
Childs: what the hell is that! shoot it! My voice is used in voice overs constantly!
Scientist: Um! Save it! for.... research! *is killed* n/m! *becomes The Thong*
The Thong: *hybrid of Rush and Scientist* Uh... destroy liberals! *wags tail*
Liberals: *is Johnny Cash* Bill Clinton was the best president this country has ever had! *performs felatio on The Thong*
The Thong: In the first movie... you couldn't see me. But in the book, I was described as a shape shifting creature, now in the 80's i'm finally brought to life as the creature from the book, but you know what? tell CGI it can eat dick! Puppeteering all the way baby! I give something the actors can react to! and GUUAGGHAGHGAHYAHHAGG
Gollum: Same idea, different way of doing it yadda yadda yadda. I mean fish fish fish. Shit, out of character again... no you weren't, I was... not, yes, I was. Nooooo..... shut up, you shut up! I told you to shut up first no you didn't I said it first dont be such an ass why dont YOU stop being such a pussy and go kill Frodo he's my friend I cant you should.... then we could go home with our precious and not worry the last movie we can end our tale on the second movie oh you'd like that yes I would well it sucks it does not I hate you go away not happening *is eaten by The Thong*
The Thong: *becomes Mapel Girl* ALL RIGHT BITCHES NOW LET'S ALL SEE HOW IT FEELS TO BE USED LIKE A DAMN SCRATCHING POST FOR MY ITCHY BITCHY THONG HOMOS!!!!!!!!1
John Carpenter: ...I'd yell cut but this would make an awesome sequel. *remembers that he directed Ghosts of Mars and kills self* ....so much for that idea. :crap:
12 people at outpost 32 in the antartic: *saves dog and kills helicopter*
Snake Pliskin: Hey.... someone put that dog....... with the rest of the dogs....
Dogs in the kennel: hey wtf that's not a normal dog he's holy shit
Ruch: *becomes an organic mass and tries to copy the other dogs*
Childs: what the hell is that! shoot it! My voice is used in voice overs constantly!
Scientist: Um! Save it! for.... research! *is killed* n/m! *becomes The Thong*
The Thong: *hybrid of Rush and Scientist* Uh... destroy liberals! *wags tail*
Liberals: *is Johnny Cash* Bill Clinton was the best president this country has ever had! *performs felatio on The Thong*
The Thong: In the first movie... you couldn't see me. But in the book, I was described as a shape shifting creature, now in the 80's i'm finally brought to life as the creature from the book, but you know what? tell CGI it can eat dick! Puppeteering all the way baby! I give something the actors can react to! and GUUAGGHAGHGAHYAHHAGG
Gollum: Same idea, different way of doing it yadda yadda yadda. I mean fish fish fish. Shit, out of character again... no you weren't, I was... not, yes, I was. Nooooo..... shut up, you shut up! I told you to shut up first no you didn't I said it first dont be such an ass why dont YOU stop being such a pussy and go kill Frodo he's my friend I cant you should.... then we could go home with our precious and not worry the last movie we can end our tale on the second movie oh you'd like that yes I would well it sucks it does not I hate you go away not happening *is eaten by The Thong*
The Thong: *becomes Mapel Girl* ALL RIGHT BITCHES NOW LET'S ALL SEE HOW IT FEELS TO BE USED LIKE A DAMN SCRATCHING POST FOR MY ITCHY BITCHY THONG HOMOS!!!!!!!!1
John Carpenter: ...I'd yell cut but this would make an awesome sequel. *remembers that he directed Ghosts of Mars and kills self* ....so much for that idea. :crap: