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[Darunia]

[fittisize]Why bother learning Russian?? You're not going to learn enough in grade school to someday go to Moscow and have heated debates with Russians over there.

So only future linguists are entitled to study a foreign language. Illusion, my the Fittisize Code of Laws, must move to Spain and translate there. Oh, thanks for clearing that up, buttfuck; you see, I though I could just take a course because it interested me. Using your same flawless logic, only people who are going to authors and professors can ever take English courses; only historians can every take a history course; only mathematicians can take a math course

What's the point in learning a few words and phrases?

Because I enjoy speaking Russian. If I could be fluent I would, but onlike your Most Excellent Omnipotency, I cannot instantaneously do such things. Thusly, I can only learn a little bit at a time. Forgive me this tragic human flaw, oh Your Assholeness.

Anybody can look in an English-Russian dictionary and learn as much as you did in that three credit high school Russian course.

They might have some trouble reading the Cyrillic, as it is a different alphabet, and has more letters than ours. In fact, I'll give you $50 if you can go to a book store, pick up a Russian book for the first time, and learn to conjugate verbs in three tenses, and learn the difference between the accusative, dative or the other cases. I though dictionaries only offered vocabulary; now grammatical lessons.

You might want to brush up on your French to, you FLQ wannabe. When in the fuck have "le" and "un" ever gone together??

Um...always? Are you really implying that in French there is no liaison between definitive articles and proceding vowels? LOL. For a moment there, I ALMOST thought you knew what you were talking about, Your Omnipotency.