Famitsu's Pikmin 2 review

[lazyfatbum]

but Pikmin 2 DOES have a timer! you still have to get to the ship before the sun goes down! You have more than 30 days, maybe infinite days, but you still have to work while the sun is out!

And now i'm typing really fast because of this awesome MIDI action!

MIDI ACTION SUSPENSE DRAMA HORROR
<marquee>RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!</marquee>

It needs lyrics! Here we go!

Ohhhh my GOD it's ACTION MIDI! RIGHT NOW!
Yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes! RUN!

Where
is
the
bomb
its
going
to

explode!

oh
man
I
hope
we
can
escape
before
we

DIE!

Two men sword fighting: *stab!* fortwidth I claim this land in the name of Algeria! *THRUST* nay, for you see I have already claimed it in the name of ACTION! *swipe!* damn the torpedos! *robust!* send your resume's to MONSTER DOT COM! *english!* I CAN INVENT NEW AND IMPROPER METHODS OF CHILD REARING! *oyster?* I AM THE LIZARD KING!!!!!!1 *small funny hat!!!*

AUTOMATIC RIFLE AMMO!!!! CHU-TUNK! TATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATATAATATA!

Skinny man holding a knife: *falls down*

YOU
CANT
GET
PAST
MY
TRAPS
WHICH
I'VE
MADE
PRIOR TO YOUR ENTRY!

OH NO! OH NO! OH YES!

IF
YOU
GET
PAST
MY TRAPS
THEN
I
WILL
MAKE
YOU
FIGHT - A
BOSS

OH NO!

YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!

OH NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

MAYBE!!!!

USE YOUR POWERUPS IF YOU HAVE THEM

STOCK UP ON AMMO FOR YOUR GUNS!

HEALTH IS A RARITY BECAUSE YOU'RE PLAYING ON VERY HARD (WITHOUT A GAME SHARK!)

DEATH AND DIE AND DIE WITH DEATH AND GUNS A-BLAZING, EXTRA DEAD! YOU'LL GET SHOT ALOT OF TIMES BUT YOU'LL COME BACK BECAUSE YOU

CAN

CONTINUE

3 MORE TIMES!!!!!!

WOOOO!