My very own Zelda game

[Weltall]

Alright, I'll add a grumpy Goron who likes to complain about stuff and doesn't like people. :D

You should make him a Colonel Matterson-type, who walks around all day in full dress uniform, engages in furious swashbuckling swordfights with inanimate objects, plots military strategy against the old ladies down the street and their noisy terrier, and shouts orders to his hundreds of thousands of soldiers, none of whom really exist save for the three or four neighborhood kids who get a kick out of screwing with him. He would also have a lieutenant named Burgess, who is the Mr. Smithers-type and in reality is a cat.