17th March 2004, 8:17 AM
*Al Qaeda bombs a train in Goron City*
*Gorons lose their nerve and backbone; conveniently a week before national Goron Elections*
*Darunia's "War-Mongering" Party is swept out the Imperial House, replaced by the weak "Gay Liberal Party."*
*New Gay Liberal Emperor, Taksus Uppus de Assus II, withdraws Goron troops from all overseas campaigns*
*Darunia plans a coup*
*Gorons lose their nerve and backbone; conveniently a week before national Goron Elections*
*Darunia's "War-Mongering" Party is swept out the Imperial House, replaced by the weak "Gay Liberal Party."*
*New Gay Liberal Emperor, Taksus Uppus de Assus II, withdraws Goron troops from all overseas campaigns*
*Darunia plans a coup*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST