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Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Great Rumbler - 16th March 2004
*punches ASM in the kidney*
Gotta start somewhere! *waits for things like destorying the universe, gigantic space battles, lasers, psychic attacks, ect. to start showing up*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Dark Jaguar - 16th March 2004
*Summons Bo Jackson via great demigod Semnat who eats vitamin D and destroys the universe with a gigantic space laser battle and psychic powers, then says "ect".*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Great Rumbler - 16th March 2004
Wow.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Darunia - 16th March 2004
*Mobilizes full Goron conscription*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Dark Jaguar - 16th March 2004
Too late, they don't exist any more...
GR: Yeah, way to go, destroying the universe like that...
DJ: Where are we anyway?
GR: I don't know! But I can tell you where we aren't... the universe!
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Sacred Jellybean - 16th March 2004
*beats the living piss out of the beginniner of this thread, who concieved such a worthless, mundane, redundant form of entertainment and decided to disgrace the Multiconsole city with its repugnant stench*
This game is fun you guys!!
(nah, I kid)
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Great Rumbler - 16th March 2004
*punches SJ in the kidney*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Weltall - 16th March 2004
*punches self in the groin*
*...repeatedly*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Darunia - 16th March 2004
*Goron 176th Light Foot Reigment marches onto Tendo City, demanding that the residents within surrender all of their cheesecake by midnight or else.*
*Odolwa descends around TC, and starts dancing in circle*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Weltall - 16th March 2004
*Tendo City Artillery V Corps rains destruction upon Goron horde.*
*Tendo City Cow rests knowing that Tendo City Meat Processing Corporation will not require cattle slaughter for hamburger products for at least eighteen months*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Darunia - 16th March 2004
Hey---Weltall, we have an alliance! What's up with this!?
*Goron reserves arrive; demand that Weltall change sides and surrender the Artillvery V Corps...as well as the city's supply of scrumptious cheescake.*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - geoboy - 16th March 2004
Ah. I knew it would eventually come to this, so I have invested in a highly destructive top secret weapon for just such an occasion. So without further adieu... attack, my precious flailing child of DOOM!
<img src="http://www.geocities.com/mrmoeo_sig/fatman.txt">
THERE SHALL BE NO SURVIVORS
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Dark Jaguar - 16th March 2004
NO!
*sends in Vegito*
*fat kid flails EXACTLY like that, and mountains are carved into by flailing, FOR IT IS MANIFESTED WILL AND NOTHING CAN STOPIFY IT!* *Vegito totally dies*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Weltall - 16th March 2004
Darunia Wrote:Hey---Weltall, we have an alliance! What's up with this!?Well, you're marching on my city! What gives?
*Goron reserves arrive; demand that Weltall change sides and surrender the Artillvery V Corps...as well as the city's supply of scrumptious cheescake.*
Besides, you could have just asked for cheesecake. Tendo City is world-famous for it and we have more than we know what to do with.
Now, if you apologize, I will use DJ's Time-Space Universal Repair Kit and bring back the Goron armed forces from inside the Happy Meal boxes.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Great Rumbler - 16th March 2004
*fortifies region with 23rd-38th armored divisions and 17th-52nd heavy mech divisions*
*orders all Comanche squadrons to partol the border until further notice*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Sacred Jellybean - 17th March 2004
Quote:
Does anyone else get this image when they see one of ASM's posts?
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Darunia - 17th March 2004
*Al Qaeda bombs a train in Goron City*
*Gorons lose their nerve and backbone; conveniently a week before national Goron Elections*
*Darunia's "War-Mongering" Party is swept out the Imperial House, replaced by the weak "Gay Liberal Party."*
*New Gay Liberal Emperor, Taksus Uppus de Assus II, withdraws Goron troops from all overseas campaigns*
*Darunia plans a coup*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Weltall - 17th March 2004
Yeah, I felt sympathy for the Spanish, until they showed that long stripe of yellow running up their spineless backs.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - alien space marine - 17th March 2004
Sacred Jellybean Wrote:Does anyone else get this image when they see one of ASM's posts?
![[Image: mm_18_leatherface.jpg]](http://www.spawntoys.com/moviemaniacs/mm_18_leatherface.jpg)
No mercy this time!
R.I.P.
Dark Jaguar
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Dark Jaguar - 17th March 2004
I have a what now?
*looks in corner*
Where the spekio did that come from? I don't remember making that, OR having the intelligence TO make a device like that... Oh well...
Ack, why did you cut me up with a picture of a bad movie ASM? Paper cuts hurt!
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - alien space marine - 17th March 2004
Paper cuts are the paybacks
of every little tree.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Darunia - 17th March 2004
ASM---do you deliberately misspell things? I mean, you must've read DJ say "Paper cuts hurt!"...you replied to it...but then you spell it "Pappers cuts". C'est un coup de papier.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - alien space marine - 18th March 2004
no I dont
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Great Rumbler - 18th March 2004
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*punches ASM in the kidney*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - lazyfatbum - 18th March 2004
*blows Geoboy and spits his seed in to Darunia's mouth*
Take it like a woman, dork!
*kicks Sacred Jellybean in the neck*
Where's your precious Dreamcast game cases now, you confectionary sugar coated WHORE
*helps a drifter lick Weltall's ass forcefully*
HUMILITY IS A FOUR LETTER WORD IN MY BOOK
*engages in sexual activity with OB1's mom and uses his baby pictures as a cumrag*
Let's see you argue yourself out of this one bitch!!
*rapes Alien Space Marine with a thesaurus*
SPELL CHECK WAS CREATED WITH THE IDEA OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN MIND, YUO FUKING REDART.
I am the Salad and you are the croutons! Bow before your master or face certain doom!
Hey, Dark Jaguar! DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?
"Um, I gotta disagree with that sort of artistic goal as a concept. Sounds kinda silly..."
Gufaw!
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Sacred Jellybean - 18th March 2004
*forces lazy's skull down to an escalator stair with his foot and watches his hair get caught in the conveyor belt underneath*
Now then, if you'd gotten a hair cut like I'd ASKED you POLITELY, I wouldn't have to resort to this!
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - lazyfatbum - 18th March 2004
The joke's on you! I have already cut my hair and now it as short as your penis. My hair is like millions of your penii stuck to my head but in a more attractive way the likes you cannot comprehend, FAGGOT!
*eats your entire grandmother in one fell swoop!*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - lazyfatbum - 18th March 2004
swoop
v. swooped, swoop·ing, swoops
v. intr.
1. To move in a sudden sweep: The bird swooped down on its prey.
2. To make a rush or an attack with or as if with a sudden sweeping movement. Often used with down: The children swooped down on the pile of presents.
v. tr.
To seize or snatch in or as if in a sudden sweeping movement.
n.
The act or an instance of swooping.
SHE WAS DELICIOUS
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Great Rumbler - 18th March 2004
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*punches ASM in the kidney*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Dark Jaguar - 18th March 2004
Wow, went easy on me... OR DID HE?
*cries and is put into an asylum, a special inside ANOTHER asylum run by ENTIRE ASYLUMS that are like walking robot buildings with crazy people and they are all crazy like crazy robots.... CHANGE PLACES!*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Darunia - 19th March 2004
*Signs mutual alliance with Denmark, Israel, Pakistan, and the Netherlands*
*125,000 Danish, Goron, Israeli, Pakistani and Dutch troops land in a great aerial assault all around Tendo City. (The Israelis and Pakistanis aren't allowed near one another.)*
*Luxembourg promises 65,000 troops*
*Liechtenstein agrees to mobilizes it's 850,000-man standing army and put it at the disposal of the Coalition*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - lazyfatbum - 19th March 2004
Oh no. Oh God. I'm so frightened. We're going to be attacked by camels, cheese and rampant stupidity.
Tell ya what Dar. Why dont I just take my fist and RAM IT UP YOUR NOSE AND PULL OUT THAT PIECE OF CHEWING GUM YOU CALL A BRAIN! *stuffs Darunia in to a European car and drives him directly in to a factory where they produce impaling dildos*
You will come to understand.....
true pain.....
*lubes up shoulders*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Darunia - 19th March 2004
*Danish VII and II Corps, each 30,000 men, pin down Lazy Fat Assrammerfuckwad with volleys and prodding cavalry screens, while the Goron XI and Dutch II Corps encircle him.*
*Lazy Fat Sodomy surrenders unconditionally; cedeing his summer cottage, and paying an indemnity of $31.27.*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Weltall - 19th March 2004
Darunia Wrote:*Liechtenstein agrees to mobilizes it's 850,000-man standing army and put it at the disposal of the Coalition*
Isn't that like ten times as many people as Liechenstein has altogether?
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - lazyfatbum - 19th March 2004
From CNN.com;
New information points to cause of Darunia's behavior
Not only is Darunia painfully oblivious to the fact that his armies do not exist, but recent documentation discovered on February 17th of this year clearly shows his reasoning behind his aggressive, though exaggerated and infantile remarks. The following may be inappropriate for some readers.
Uncensored Documentation.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Fittisize - 19th March 2004
Good god do those guys ever have small penises.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Weltall - 20th March 2004
memo to lazy: I fucked your mom.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - lazyfatbum - 20th March 2004
That's your problem.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Weltall - 20th March 2004
I know, my penis turned purple and speaks in tongues now and my pubes stand straight and poke through my pants. I mean, wtf.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - lazyfatbum - 20th March 2004
Maybe it has something to do with this:
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Weltall - 20th March 2004
Well fuck me Freddy, I think you're onto something here. LIKE MY DOG'S COCK.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - lazyfatbum - 20th March 2004
omg!!!!!!!
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - lazyfatbum - 20th March 2004
How dare you project your sick family values on to ME! Just because your MOM obviously has sex with DOGS (as seen in the picture directly above this post) does NOT mean that all people enjoy such things (such as your mom enjoying wet dog penis in the above picture).
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Weltall - 20th March 2004
YAR, you didn't show the REAL picture! Besides, my mom is into LIZARD FUCK.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - lazyfatbum - 20th March 2004
Listen dude. I'm going to bed now. But when I wake up...
It's war. Do you understand?
...war...
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Darunia - 20th March 2004
*Liechtenstein agrees to mobilizes it's 850,000-man standing army and put it at the disposal of the Coalition*
Therein lies the humor, Sir.
*Alligns with Weltall vs. Lazy Ass Raper*
Wait---thats a picture of me he grafted onto there---
*Dissolves alliance with Weltall; declares formal state of war on Weltall*
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Weltall - 20th March 2004
Hey, at least I had the good grace to put Marilyn Monroe on your crotch.
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - lazyfatbum - 20th March 2004
What's the matter Dar? You dont like having pictures of your shruken man-hood displayed on the internet for everyone to see? Is a poor baby :( is a widdle poor wuzzy wuzzy :( It okay shnookums, you'll get a penis someday :(
Hey Weltall, you're so fat that when you wear a rain coat outside people yell "Taxi!".
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Great Rumbler - 20th March 2004
Woo! It's the Fight Thread!! [Now with 25% more Bo Jackson, Semnat, and Vitamin D] - Weltall - 20th March 2004
Oh yeah? Well YOU'RE so fat, when you tan, people ask you what your Book of the Month is!