10th March 2004, 9:41 PM
Quote:There were no hints. You just had to figure it out.
There were very obvious hints. You're just a tad bit on the dense side. :)
Quote:No, that's just a game feature... I didn't know there was a difference based on what color it is...
Oh, but getting chopping down field of grass for lots of rupees isn't a game feature??
Quote:It's not a fact because it's impossible.
Jeez, you're right! I guess because you suck that makes doing it fast and well impossible!
Quote:And please do tape it. I'd love to see you play it again and see that you are completely wrong.
Okay, send me the money and I will!
Quote:I was just playing it and do you remember the dungeon in the start island(Outset?)? Yeah, the one where you need to fight through 30 rooms to get the map piece. Even at top speed that'll eat up almost half of that 30 minuites... I went through it as quickly as I could and made good time but there are 30 stages and it takes time no matter how good you are. Maybe you could do it in 10 minuites but that'd be pretty fast. if you could manage to even just beat all of those other mini-dungeons in the other 15 I'd be pretty impressed... oh they aren't super long but there are many of them...
That long dungeon takes ten minutes tops to beat. If you're slow. The other "dungeons" take five minutes to beat. And I can't believe you consider those puzzles. You really do suck!
Quote:Face it, it takes a couple of hours at least. More if it's your first try because you won't know the puzzles. Go actually play the game and you'll see what I mean.
Yeah I've beaten it twice, genius. "Hours?" Not even one hour. For non-sucky people.
Quote:Now, the game IS fun. The main reason I quit really wasn't because I couldn't find any maps but because the ones I was trying to get were annoying me... see I never thought of in your resort house using the grappling hook on the celing beam thing. I looked around that island so many times for where that triforce map was... then I went to a FAQ. I didn't even know that any of your items worked in the house... that's the kind of puzzle that's easy if you get it but if not it could take forever... Once I actually got down the fireplace it was simple enough though.
Oh, or how about the puzzle I'm at now? It's the one to get the Ghost Ship Map, with those pots that teleport you... after spending like ten or fifteen minuites on it I quit in annoyance. Stupid stupid puzzle... and unless you get a FAQ for a map or something unless you're lucky it could take a long time to complete.
That's a great, classic Zelda-style puzzle! And it's so easy!
Quote:I am sure that it is not physically possible to do everything needed for all 8 shards in half an hour. That is unless you run it in an emulator at like 600x or something... but for a real human being, completely impossible regardless of skill level. Say something like 'a couple of hours' and you'd be on track for a quick runthrough of the part of the game if you've done it before and know what to do... I know that Zelda games become far easier and quicker once you've beaten them and know what to do. But still all the transit time and the amount of time you spend fighting enemies (unless you know a magic way to instantly kill them) and you're looking at a couple of hours most likely.
You just forgot how long this takes and don't want to look stupid by giving in but I am actually PLAYING this part of the game right now and know that it is impossible to do in your supposed time.
Seriously ABF, this makes you look like an more of a dumbass than you already are (if that's possible). You're just bad at certain games, and denying that you're simply bad at the game and that certain others are much better than you isn't helping matters.
Quote:In Mario 3 it would be possible to win in that like 15 minuites or something if you could go at full speed through the entire game. Even if you did that in this it'd take far, far over half an hour.
Someone beat Mario 1 in 5 minutes.
Quote:No, it's not a bug, but it's a cheap way to get money when you know they don't mean for you to just load up on money that easily... compared to faries where if you get the bottles of course they expect you to use them...
You're so stupid! Getting tons of rupees from grass is an important part of the game and it's been a staple of the series from the very beginning! Just because you couldn't figure out something as simple as that doesn't make it "cheating".
Quote:Oh here's the IGN review's paragraph about collecting the Triforce...
That proves what, exactly? Hey guess what? I've beaten the game twice. I know how long it takes.