21st February 2004, 11:29 PM
We wouldn't change to metric if we didn't go to war. Hell, we could completely cut government spending, stop all wars, erase all debts, enslave every criminal in America, dance the Charleston naked on a flagpole and shake the hand of Jesus Christ Himself, and we'd still never waste our time on a silly conversion.
Besides, kilometers (or even more stuffy, kilometres) sounds too European, and as we all know, Europeans are sissies.
Besides, kilometers (or even more stuffy, kilometres) sounds too European, and as we all know, Europeans are sissies.
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
WE STAND AT THE DOOR