15th February 2004, 4:48 PM
Wait, I thought he was too OLD to be trained in the eyes of the council. Didn't they say something like that? You know, like some sort of "WOW THAT IS SO EXTREME BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WOULD SAY ONE THING BUT THEN THEY SAID THE OPPOSITE! THEY ARE SO OUTSIDE THE BOX!" statement they toss into movies, but also because it's standard Jedi fair for them to be in the second trimester of gestation when training starts or something.
Mother: NO! You can't take my baby!
Jedi: Look, this child has a destiny. Yeesh, cut the umbilical. Oh wait actually let me handle that *lightsaber sound*.
Mother: NO! You can't take my baby!
Jedi: Look, this child has a destiny. Yeesh, cut the umbilical. Oh wait actually let me handle that *lightsaber sound*.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)