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    5th January 2003, 1:35 AM
    Vagina: A very Penis sequel

    Vagina, vagina,
    Made in China?
    Look out behind ya
    In South Carolina

    Because there's a hick vagina just itching to jump out its panties and skinny dip with the choir boy penii. All on next Tuesday, when the vagina menstruates.

    Regina: Boys... I feel... a little hairy... like Cher...

    Penii: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S GROWING HAIR LIKE AN APE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

    Carrie: I'm dying too, yo. Lets kill people with our mental powers!

    Regina: k

    And so the day began, when pussies wroke(wrawk? PINK FLOYD RAWNSK!!! HEDBANG I AM SO EMO!!!!!!) havoc among the tiny hick town with their perverse notions.

    Vagina circumcized: AAAAAHHHHHHH THEY CUT MY HEAD OFF AND PUT IT IN A JAR THOSE MIDDLE EASTERN BASTARDS!!!

    Darth Penis: I haven't finisssssshhhhhhhhed sssssssssowing you up, my dear. :evilcube:

    Luke Shaftwanker: *strips Darthy of his helmet and condom* AHHHHHHH ITS ALL AN ACT HE'S REALLY SMALL!!!!!!

    *universe implodes, as the story has been dispelled, everyone dies and goes to Toby MacGuire hell where they witness the worst emotionally constipated acting ever*

    The End.
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