5th January 2003, 12:27 AM
Situated if not nestled it screams to me in ways only a person of warped interests could understand and yet as I find myself pulling in to realms of normal thinking I want to go back and feel it's wrath once more so shall it not be but not for myself but for humanity you see this is the reason they put warnings on video games. Never trust yourself to think because if you do you may just gain the ability to produce thought my GOD what has it become what devil stands before this creation now still only in it's primal infancyy I cry to you Jesus to bring me closer to God but I am pushed away by my own creations my God have mercy on the souless and wounded who fought to create the monster we feed, I AM THE BREAD OF WHICH YOU FEED, says the fallen and the clouded but without them the bread to feed you still hangs within reach, why try. My God why even try. It bellows. It drives us further away, cannot its own voice speak within our grasps, nay. For a voice shall be given to it by the very slaves of it and we, as a nation, as a world, as a person AS A MAN OF GOD SHALL I STAKE THIS CLAIM UNTO IT, SPEAK ITS NAME LET THEM GROW IN IT'S TEACHINGS. History is its enemy, the future is its playground and I stand as a pawn in the world it created. The death... the hurting painful death it drives in to the minds and hearts of all humanity.
Too creative?
How about....
Penis Butter?
Penis Rodman... damn that was lame
Penisburt Humperdick hahahaa
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Penis, hmm
Penis Pennies
An envelope mixed with a penis - a penilope!
An Antelope mixed with a penis - Barbara Streisand
Chicken served with olives - Cock & Balls
A penis mixed with a pterodactyl - Prehistoric Peter
If the Koolaid Man had a penis, what flavor would it be?
I'm completely nude
A penis mixed with a program - Spyware
A penis mixed with Martha Stewart - Martha Stewart
A penis inside a penis - Vote for Al Gore in 2004
A glow in the dark penis - More camping trips
A penis, a racoon, thong underwear and chocolate - Austrailia
A penis wearing a jacket - Tom Cruise stars in 'Topgun'
A penis wearing a $500 outfit - A spiffy stiffy
A penis on a horse - Celebrate Canada Day
A penis mixed with a tree - Penis paper
A penis with teeth - You better be rich
A penis with too many friends - Biohazard 0; Only on Nintendo Gamecube
A penis without friends - Hi mom!
What language do penises speak? Cockney.
Why do lesbians buy dildos
If Jack needed help getting off his horse, would you help Jack off the horse?
A penis with a nipple ring - A teenage penis
A penis who likes corn - A Stalker
Jeffery Rush
Home made potato skins - good for you
Homes made of potato skins - Bad for you
Going to church at 5 AM - Good for you
Going to Church Street at 5 AM - bad for you
Let's all pretend to know and smoke banana peels for shits and giggles. I am the Penis King.
Music by James Newton Howard
Special Makeup effects by Rick Baker
"Tall on the mountain" performed by NEWTON CROSBY!!!! NO!!! NO DISASSEMBLE STEPHANIE, NO!!!!!
"Planet of the Apes was a stupid movie. But I love them monkies cuz their so stupid and funny, i like the scene where they're all naked and humping. Horny monkies. Horny horny naked naked, that pisses me off." ~George Lucas
Too creative?
How about....
Penis Butter?
Penis Rodman... damn that was lame
Penisburt Humperdick hahahaa
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Penis, hmm
Penis Pennies
An envelope mixed with a penis - a penilope!
An Antelope mixed with a penis - Barbara Streisand
Chicken served with olives - Cock & Balls
A penis mixed with a pterodactyl - Prehistoric Peter
If the Koolaid Man had a penis, what flavor would it be?
I'm completely nude
A penis mixed with a program - Spyware
A penis mixed with Martha Stewart - Martha Stewart
A penis inside a penis - Vote for Al Gore in 2004
A glow in the dark penis - More camping trips
A penis, a racoon, thong underwear and chocolate - Austrailia
A penis wearing a jacket - Tom Cruise stars in 'Topgun'
A penis wearing a $500 outfit - A spiffy stiffy
A penis on a horse - Celebrate Canada Day
A penis mixed with a tree - Penis paper
A penis with teeth - You better be rich
A penis with too many friends - Biohazard 0; Only on Nintendo Gamecube
A penis without friends - Hi mom!
What language do penises speak? Cockney.
Why do lesbians buy dildos
If Jack needed help getting off his horse, would you help Jack off the horse?
A penis with a nipple ring - A teenage penis
A penis who likes corn - A Stalker
Jeffery Rush
Home made potato skins - good for you
Homes made of potato skins - Bad for you
Going to church at 5 AM - Good for you
Going to Church Street at 5 AM - bad for you
Let's all pretend to know and smoke banana peels for shits and giggles. I am the Penis King.
Music by James Newton Howard
Special Makeup effects by Rick Baker
"Tall on the mountain" performed by NEWTON CROSBY!!!! NO!!! NO DISASSEMBLE STEPHANIE, NO!!!!!
"Planet of the Apes was a stupid movie. But I love them monkies cuz their so stupid and funny, i like the scene where they're all naked and humping. Horny monkies. Horny horny naked naked, that pisses me off." ~George Lucas