2nd January 2004, 9:51 PM
*Goron army (190,000 troops, 34,000 cavalry, 800 pieces of artillery) takes the fields outside of Goron City. It is opposite the Coalition of Fucking Idiots Army (260,000 troops, 42,000 cavalry, 1,200 pieces of artillery; led by Fittisize and Alien Space Marine.*
*At 9:30am, Darunia begins his rolling barrage salvo*
*Fittisize's II Corps (35,000 men) begins to advance on the Goron right flank, noting it's precarious position. Darunia feints weakness here, and draws the flank back. Fittisize moves six corps towards the repressing flank, only to be driven back when Goron cavalry and artillery surprises him from prepared positions*
*By 10:00am, 12,000 Fittisize dead litter the field. He orders a sortie of his heavy cavalry to charge the Goron center, but the Goron units hold fast, and repell the charge with heavy losses*
*Alien Space Marine defecates on the field*
*Goron VII Corps (40,000 men) and I Corps (37,000 men) both move in unison with 10,000 Goron heavy cavalry on the idle left Coalition of Fucking Idiots flank at 10:50am. The fighting is intense. Fittisize loses concentration; deploys much strength here, and fends off the attack; only to have weakened his right flank. 24,000 Goron cavalry, in a tumultuous charge, completely smash and rout this flank, and proceed to brilliantly outflank the Coalition position. The enemy center and left flank begin to disperse.*
*By 11:15, Darunia orders a general advance; all divisions advance in turn*
*At 11:25, Fittisize abdicates the field with his staff*
*At 11:30, Alien Space Marine orders a retreat, which turns to a complete rout.*
*Darunia claims the field; littered with 64,000 coalition dead, and some 500 Goron wounded.*
*At 9:30am, Darunia begins his rolling barrage salvo*
*Fittisize's II Corps (35,000 men) begins to advance on the Goron right flank, noting it's precarious position. Darunia feints weakness here, and draws the flank back. Fittisize moves six corps towards the repressing flank, only to be driven back when Goron cavalry and artillery surprises him from prepared positions*
*By 10:00am, 12,000 Fittisize dead litter the field. He orders a sortie of his heavy cavalry to charge the Goron center, but the Goron units hold fast, and repell the charge with heavy losses*
*Alien Space Marine defecates on the field*
*Goron VII Corps (40,000 men) and I Corps (37,000 men) both move in unison with 10,000 Goron heavy cavalry on the idle left Coalition of Fucking Idiots flank at 10:50am. The fighting is intense. Fittisize loses concentration; deploys much strength here, and fends off the attack; only to have weakened his right flank. 24,000 Goron cavalry, in a tumultuous charge, completely smash and rout this flank, and proceed to brilliantly outflank the Coalition position. The enemy center and left flank begin to disperse.*
*By 11:15, Darunia orders a general advance; all divisions advance in turn*
*At 11:25, Fittisize abdicates the field with his staff*
*At 11:30, Alien Space Marine orders a retreat, which turns to a complete rout.*
*Darunia claims the field; littered with 64,000 coalition dead, and some 500 Goron wounded.*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST