30th December 2003, 11:05 AM
DAD was the worst by far. Bond was captured, for what two years? That's just pathetic and lame. And I hate the new M... even if you liberal nazis insist it be a woman, it doesn't have to be a viciously sarcastic asshole. Halle Berry isn't all that attractive to me. You like Bond girls who are large-and-in-charge? That's been over done. Virtually every Bond Girl since the 70's has been a hot shot, trying to compete with Bond to see who wears the pants. DAD was just by far too science-y. Bond used to be about stealth, brutal fist fights, suspense, and occasionaly a gun fight with a pistol. TSWLM improved upon that with it's epic formula...but more recently, it just gets dumb. He virtually ALWAYS has a machine gun, and kills 650 people per movie. The gadgets are ludicrous now. His first gadgets were, what...a suitcase that held a detonating tear gas cartridge! Now he has the fucking Death Star in the trunk of his Aston Martin. They need to simplify, and stop being so ridiculous.
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