3rd February 2003, 1:31 PM
Man on tv: It's 7 o'clock do you know where your children are and what they are doing.
Me: Of course I know where your children are!! There in my car with me doing 120 down I-80!! But really they aren't children they're bloodsucking aliens from Planet Bloaodoehoihsduh!!
Child: Actually I like spleens more than blood...
Me: Good for you!! Now go eat your burger before I throw you in a river of methane!!
McDonalds Employee: Can I take your order, sir.
Me: Yes, I'd like a big tub of FAT!!
Employee: So that'll be one McRib?
Me: Just give me a taco and a large refigerator!! *peels out and drives away*
Me: Look, mom, I driving like a loony and I'm not wearing any pants!! *crashes into a telephone poll*
Me: Don't worry I'm okay the dash board kept me from flying out of the car!
Me: Of course I know where your children are!! There in my car with me doing 120 down I-80!! But really they aren't children they're bloodsucking aliens from Planet Bloaodoehoihsduh!!
Child: Actually I like spleens more than blood...
Me: Good for you!! Now go eat your burger before I throw you in a river of methane!!
McDonalds Employee: Can I take your order, sir.
Me: Yes, I'd like a big tub of FAT!!
Employee: So that'll be one McRib?
Me: Just give me a taco and a large refigerator!! *peels out and drives away*
Me: Look, mom, I driving like a loony and I'm not wearing any pants!! *crashes into a telephone poll*
Me: Don't worry I'm okay the dash board kept me from flying out of the car!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.