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It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - OB1 - 3rd February 2003
Let's see how many posts we can get in this thread. We haven't had any mindless spamming threads in a long time.
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Weltall - 3rd February 2003
EAT MY DICK, SALLY :(:(:(:(
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd February 2003
NO!! *giggles uncontrollably as he kneads and scratches his own face, smearing off the gloobs and globs of eye shadow and rouge and pink fairy graffiti paintings, cus yunno, bottles and bees and fairy wings often turn out troublesome things, and even though this quote would most appropriately be stated by a small british girl that everyone things is so damned cute that it almost distracts them from their true abysmal sexual desires, yes, they so yearn to caress her brazen birthmark with their gentle fingertips, teasing, teasing, oh so teasing, until the glue is pretty much sick of having its nipples teased and eventually says "okay, look... the paper-and-nipple-glue sandwiches most enjoyed by sk8er grrlzz who r EMO!!! shall BREAK THE DUO into three if teased for any much longer, leaving absolutely no room for breath for anyone, not you, not me, not Stimpy, NO BREATH FOR NO LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!except Mr. Rogers, because yunno, after one has helped the pedophilia underground for so long, the pedo mafia backs him up. So he gets plenty of breath. More breath than OB1 can imagine in a single puff of the pipey, wrinkled flesh of the pope. Pope pole. Does it get any nastier? No, it doesn't.
-"HOW COULD YOU JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK ALL COOL LIKE THAT WHEN DAN HAS A PAPER DUE AND YOUR JUST SITTING THERE, LOOKING UP YOUR MAGNA SOFTCORE PORN, IGNORING THE VERY RESPONSIBILITY AT HAND??! -"Simple... check out the latest I've found in hermaphrodite fecalphilia with famous FF8 characters." 
-"HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD SHIT, d00d!!1111":S -"Tell your brother to quick bargin' in when the masturbation machine light is on. Where's that bell I told you to put around his neck?"
-"IVE TASTED BLOOD AND I WANT MORE!"
On comes the bouncy green prostate, just waiting to be pinched to be given the oppurtunity to bring you your DOOM.Gir: "I'm gonna sing the Doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooooooooom DOOM doom dooom!"
:woo: bill gates yo :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D :evil: :bummed: 
:S :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake: 
:love: 
IT ISH DA GOOSHD, JA?????
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd February 2003
whoooaaa, if you watch the shaking booties to the Banjo Kazooie Overture, it kinda looks like they're blossoming flowers, waiting to be plucked and stripped and violated.
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"I've been violated.... :("
(the c's are petals, dudes1=======))))))
HOLY SHIT, revelation, I fucking hate the insert key. *sells melted plastic made from insert key to... some... guy... on the streets... who likes to swallow plastic after inserting it anally... what's his name? Yeah, Jeff Goldblum*
Jeff Goldblum: *strokes chin* "This feels... strangle... sharp and cold *darty, analytical eyes* ...not like the new i-mac that I'm advertising"
DMiller: "Just stfu and advertise or else you won't get your gruel"
Steve Jobs: "I DON'T HERE PRAISE FOR APPLE!!! *cracks whip*
Richard Simmons: "Oh, PLEASE don't spank ME again, Mr. Jobs! I'm so sorry for being a bad boy..."
Jobs: "Wife, whattafoo you doin' out da kitchen, ho? Get yo ass back in there and make me some apple pie." *snaps*
Miller and Goldblum: "....he's good..."
Richard simmons: *cries in shame before imploding*
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd February 2003
It's 7:19am, and I haven't seemed to have slept a wink last night. It'll all be made up when I CRASH later. I'll die and wake up again. That's how I look at sleep. Death, born again. Shit, I don't wanna get up, ma, I was just born, stfu, let me experiment with my limbs for a while (no perverted ideas, no crying in public). But shit, if that were the case... I'm just 7 hours old! Truly beautiful to behold... and somebody should be told, my libido hasn't been controlled! Now the only thing I've come to trust is an orgasmic rush of lust... Rah-OSE tints my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and pain! Enough of fucking with things that others don't understand... never understand... but become afraid of what they can't comprehend and before you know it, they're at your doorstep with a noose made out of the pubic hairs of Tim Burton.
I don't think I'd want to be hung with his pubes... they'd be all dark and greasy and black and evil, and wrapping around my neck and parting my flesh and emitting some sort of creepy giggles and plans to conquer the world and all that is good. No, I think I'll go for Thora Birch instead. Her pubes'll be all nice and warm and cozy but not TOO cozy, yeah, cus they're green... who can fucking warm up to green pubic hairs wrapping around their neck and sealing their fate when 9871234982374980% of our decisions are based on colors??? I swear its true, I read it in an e-mail from DJ. I think he got it from Snopes or Onion or Trixie's XXX archive of fun and interesting facts related to the female pelvic errogenous parts... in that case, they'd be all talking about how when the clitoris is purple, the cunnilingus giver gets all intimidated and discouraged, because purple is royalty. Who the fuck wants to take royalty into their mouth and corrupt it?? Shit, too much of a responsibility to uphold... you figure they'll next try to marry you with the clit and even give you a little penis head crown or something... shit, I don't want to wake up to the same sticky organ every single night. I'd cry before long, feeling the typical Prince Albert Cadaiver Insecurity patch of neurosis formerly known as Charles or whatever the fuck that pretentious ass demands to be called nowadays. Who cares. It's all so irrelevant and besides that, it's blocking the fucking TV! Get some fucking cash. Listen to Nine Inch Nails. Die happy, but pretty as well. Happy, but pretty. The two don't always go hand in hand like Jellybeans and catsup.
Le sigh. :)
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Great Rumbler - 3rd February 2003
Man on tv: It's 7 o'clock do you know where your children are and what they are doing.
Me: Of course I know where your children are!! There in my car with me doing 120 down I-80!! But really they aren't children they're bloodsucking aliens from Planet Bloaodoehoihsduh!!
Child: Actually I like spleens more than blood...
Me: Good for you!! Now go eat your burger before I throw you in a river of methane!!
McDonalds Employee: Can I take your order, sir.
Me: Yes, I'd like a big tub of FAT!!
Employee: So that'll be one McRib?
Me: Just give me a taco and a large refigerator!! *peels out and drives away*
Me: Look, mom, I driving like a loony and I'm not wearing any pants!! *crashes into a telephone poll*
Me: Don't worry I'm okay the dash board kept me from flying out of the car!
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - EdenMaster - 3rd February 2003
*walks out of thread, traumatized*
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Italian_Pyro - 3rd February 2003
Quote:Originally posted by EdenMaster
*walks out of thread, traumatized*
yes Im sur OB1 will sleep nice and tight now...
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Great Rumbler - 3rd February 2003
Go, my evil beaver minions!! Crush Italion_Pyro and his crudely drawn army of giant toads and other such stupid creatures of the earth!! We must destroy his castle before he can unleash a horde of demons that would surely discomfort us all! But, first..TEA TIME!!
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Italian_Pyro - 3rd February 2003
oh good lord tea time alright...I call english breakfast!
Now then...whats this about me having a castle?
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - OB1 - 3rd February 2003
What have I created... :bang:
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd February 2003
Grumbler man reminded me of this one scene in Jay and Silent Bob...
Jay: "Hey, I'll make you a deal, this guy will suck your dick off if you let us go."
Security guard: "Hah, contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual."
Jay: "How about this deal? He'll suck my dick while you watch, and jerk off."
Security guard: "Alright... make it fast... and sexy... and afterwards, you say, 'My, what a lovely tea party.'"
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Sacred Jellybean - 4th February 2003
7amagaintodayseemsifinallycompletedmypointlesscalculusprojectdespitemyisolationfrommysocalledgroupmemberswhoareabunchofidiotsandillbearsedifigivethemcredit. Damn fuckers. WHY AM I WASTING THIS TIME?? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING to my Calculus teacher explaining my disdain for my group members and general misanthropy and let her know that if she even thinks of disqualifying my credit for an assignment I stressed over for SEVERAL HOURS into the bloody night, she just might find herself at the bottom of a soiled creek with cement high heels. Fucking crazy bitch.
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Sacred Jellybean - 4th February 2003
<strike>sleep is overrated dudes =))))))</strike>
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Sacred Jellybean - 4th February 2003
Oh Brad... there's no sin in giving yourself over to pleasure.
Oh... dammit.
Don:shake:'t dream i
t, be it.No, I'm not giving subliminal messages to sexy, shaking asses and bobbling breasts. T & A 'SWHATIS ALL OABUT!@@@@ yo
Nothing is irrelevant when related to my man breasts. Maybe Lazy's, such as syrup-doused lithuanian kitty dancers. I mean, its like, someone bursts into the room and says "OMG U GUYS I JUST SAW LIEK THESE 2 HOOKERS GETTING 2 2nd BASE WITH LAZY@@!!!" and everyone's just like "Oh god, that was so random. Let's go duct tape that guy to the flag pole."
I just wanted to get that word in before sweet, sweet class. I wish I had time for a nap. I hate anxiety. I hate pills. I like sex drive, though.
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - OB1 - 4th February 2003
Kevin Smith sure likes those dick and fart jokes, doesn't he?
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Sacred Jellybean - 4th February 2003
Yeah, but only dumbass stoners laugh at them.
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - OB1 - 4th February 2003
Only a pretentious snob would say something like that.
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Fittisize - 4th February 2003
You guys are funny.
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Great Rumbler - 4th February 2003
And now for something so completely different it will likely cause your faces to explode with joy!!
Italion_Pyro runs into the thread covered in angry beavers.
Italion_Pyro: For the love of God, someone help me!!
OB1: *is still sleeping after staying up so late*
Great Rumbler: Hahaha!! I told you my beavers would destroy your pitiful castle and it's army of stupid frogs!! But, no, like the foolish boy you are you chose to believe that the frogs would eat the beavers! But everyone know frogs can't eat beavers! Beavers eat trees! Not frogs! But beavers!! And do you know what else?! IT'S TEA TIME!!! *sips tea then throws the rest in a river*
Great Rumbler: That'll show you to tax us you silly British-type people!! *runs around screaming "The British are coming!!"*
British man: I say, you are an excitable fellow...
Great Rumbler: Not half as excitable as a monkey with a toilet around it's neck on Main Street!!
OB1: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE??!!
Great Rumbler: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
The_Biggah: It's me, The_Biggah!! I've come back to destroy all your Nintendo gaming devices, because Nintendo sucks!!!
Great Rumbler: Umm...How about some coffee on rye bread, instead!
The_Biggah: *eats coffee on rye bread* Gasp! The rye bread is a poison to my alien body! *explodes*
Great Rumble: I really liked him too...:(
OB1: What just happened? *explodes*
Robert Kennedy: I really don't..*explodes*
Dark Jaguars' leg: *explodes*
Bruce Cambell: It must be zombies! *explodes*
Michael Jackson: It doesn't matter if you're black or white! *explodes*
Private Hudson's Avatar: *explodes*
Great Rumbler: Well that was certaintly enlightening and educational. *explodes*
OB1's head: No it wasn't!
Dark Lord Neo: Of course it was. We learned a lot about..*explodes*
OB1's head: Ha! Serves you right!
Private Hudson: I certainly learned something...*doesn't explode*
OB1's head: Yeah, well...you're stupid, so I expected that YOU would probably learn one small thing. *explodes*
Private Hudson: Everyone exploded but me...:(...*explodes*
Italion_Pyro: Phew! Those were some pretty angry beavers, but I'm alright now! . . . . . . . . . *explodes*
It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!! - Italian_Pyro - 4th February 2003
oh my.... I think it is time for me to unleash my legions of UBER DRUNKEN PENGUINS(
)Fear them as they wallop and wander around aimlessly and drunkenly