It's 2:46 AM and I'm WIDE AWAKE!!!!!

[Sacred Jellybean]

whoooaaa, if you watch the shaking booties to the Banjo Kazooie Overture, it kinda looks like they're blossoming flowers, waiting to be plucked and stripped and violated.

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"I've been violated.... :("

(the c's are petals, dudes1=======))))))

HOLY SHIT, revelation, I fucking hate the insert key. *sells melted plastic made from insert key to... some... guy... on the streets... who likes to swallow plastic after inserting it anally... what's his name? Yeah, Jeff Goldblum*

Jeff Goldblum: *strokes chin* "This feels... strangle... sharp and cold *darty, analytical eyes* ...not like the new i-mac that I'm advertising"

DMiller: "Just stfu and advertise or else you won't get your gruel"

Steve Jobs: "I DON'T HERE PRAISE FOR APPLE!!! *cracks whip*

Richard Simmons: "Oh, PLEASE don't spank ME again, Mr. Jobs! I'm so sorry for being a bad boy..."

Jobs: "Wife, whattafoo you doin' out da kitchen, ho? Get yo ass back in there and make me some apple pie." *snaps*

Miller and Goldblum: "....he's good..."

Richard simmons: *cries in shame before imploding*