3rd February 2003, 3:58 AM
(This post was last modified: 3rd February 2003, 4:07 AM by Sacred Jellybean.)
NO!! *giggles uncontrollably as he kneads and scratches his own face, smearing off the gloobs and globs of eye shadow and rouge and pink fairy graffiti paintings, cus yunno, bottles and bees and fairy wings often turn out troublesome things, and even though this quote would most appropriately be stated by a small british girl that everyone things is so damned cute that it almost distracts them from their true abysmal sexual desires, yes, they so yearn to caress her brazen birthmark with their gentle fingertips, teasing, teasing, oh so teasing, until the glue is pretty much sick of having its nipples teased and eventually says "okay, look... the paper-and-nipple-glue sandwiches most enjoyed by sk8er grrlzz who r EMO!!! shall BREAK THE DUO into three if teased for any much longer, leaving absolutely no room for breath for anyone, not you, not me, not Stimpy, NO BREATH FOR NO LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!except Mr. Rogers, because yunno, after one has helped the pedophilia underground for so long, the pedo mafia backs him up. So he gets plenty of breath. More breath than OB1 can imagine in a single puff of the pipey, wrinkled flesh of the pope. Pope pole. Does it get any nastier? No, it doesn't.
-"HOW COULD YOU JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK ALL COOL LIKE THAT WHEN DAN HAS A PAPER DUE AND YOUR JUST SITTING THERE, LOOKING UP YOUR MAGNA SOFTCORE PORN, IGNORING THE VERY RESPONSIBILITY AT HAND??!
-"Simple... check out the latest I've found in hermaphrodite fecalphilia with famous FF8 characters."
-"HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD SHIT, d00d!!1111"
:S -"Tell your brother to quick bargin' in when the masturbation machine light is on. Where's that bell I told you to put around his neck?" -"IVE TASTED BLOOD AND I WANT MORE!"
On comes the bouncy green prostate, just waiting to be pinched to be given the oppurtunity to bring you your DOOM.
Gir: "I'm gonna sing the Doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooooooooom DOOM doom dooom!"
:woo: bill gates yo :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D :evil: :bummed: 
:S :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake: 
:love: 
IT ISH DA GOOSHD, JA?????
-"HOW COULD YOU JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK ALL COOL LIKE THAT WHEN DAN HAS A PAPER DUE AND YOUR JUST SITTING THERE, LOOKING UP YOUR MAGNA SOFTCORE PORN, IGNORING THE VERY RESPONSIBILITY AT HAND??! -"Simple... check out the latest I've found in hermaphrodite fecalphilia with famous FF8 characters." -"HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD SHIT, d00d!!1111":S -"Tell your brother to quick bargin' in when the masturbation machine light is on. Where's that bell I told you to put around his neck?"
-"IVE TASTED BLOOD AND I WANT MORE!" On comes the bouncy green prostate, just waiting to be pinched to be given the oppurtunity to bring you your DOOM.Gir: "I'm gonna sing the Doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooooooooom DOOM doom dooom!"
:woo: bill gates yo :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D :evil: :bummed: :S :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake: :love: IT ISH DA GOOSHD, JA?????