15th September 2003, 1:56 PM
I got drunk again the other night, and it was the fuckin' bomb! Few screwdrivers and I was dancing on the ceiling. Got some action too. Let that be a lesson to you all!!!
*Declares vodka the official drink of Goron Empire*
*Russia gets angry and wants its drink back*
*Declares formal state of war on Russia*
*Declares vodka the official drink of Goron Empire*
*Russia gets angry and wants its drink back*
*Declares formal state of war on Russia*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST