16th July 2003, 10:41 AM
Like droppings?
Chineses officials today announced that the floating material they had previously assumed to be logs or bouys is actually the excrement of a large sea reptile. "We had no idea it was anything special until we ran over it one with our boat", said a source high in the Chinese government. "The smell was so horrible that we all passed out and woke up 12 kilometers away!"
Chineses officials today announced that the floating material they had previously assumed to be logs or bouys is actually the excrement of a large sea reptile. "We had no idea it was anything special until we ran over it one with our boat", said a source high in the Chinese government. "The smell was so horrible that we all passed out and woke up 12 kilometers away!"