14th July 2003, 8:48 AM
Ouch! I got stung by a platypus! Do you have ANY idea how embarresing it is to be in horrific pain because you were stung by God's Australian joke?! Oh well, smiting is as smiting does.
I'm faily certain God "figured it out" Welly :D. Slayer of false Gods, mmhmm.
Bribing God eh? Hmm... Let's see, singular ruler of the multiverse (assuming there's more than one universe) and creator of money... Well, that is like millions of dollars, anyone could be tempted! *is turned into weird polkadot creature with flower head and golf club tail with screw ball imageray flag on end of it and flippers for feet* Hmm... This doesn't seem right...
I'm faily certain God "figured it out" Welly :D. Slayer of false Gods, mmhmm.
Bribing God eh? Hmm... Let's see, singular ruler of the multiverse (assuming there's more than one universe) and creator of money... Well, that is like millions of dollars, anyone could be tempted! *is turned into weird polkadot creature with flower head and golf club tail with screw ball imageray flag on end of it and flippers for feet* Hmm... This doesn't seem right...
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)