4th July 2003, 9:13 PM
*FBI storms into the backyard, carrying M-16s*
FBI Agent: Is this him, son?
Great Rumbler: Yea, he touched my winkie!
OB1: What?! You little shit, I'll get you for this!!
*FBI tackle and cuff OB1; tear him away kicking and screaming*
FBI Agent: Don't worry son, where your father is going, HE'LL be on the receiving end!
FBI Agent: Is this him, son?
Great Rumbler: Yea, he touched my winkie!
OB1: What?! You little shit, I'll get you for this!!
*FBI tackle and cuff OB1; tear him away kicking and screaming*
FBI Agent: Don't worry son, where your father is going, HE'LL be on the receiving end!
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