3rd July 2003, 7:40 PM
It slice! It dices! It washes your clothes while performing complex equation! It's Robo-Pal 5000! Robo-Pal 5000 is a great addition to your home as he can easily do all the things that take you HOURS to do by yourself! Not only that, he's so friendly! Say hello to all the viewers out there Robo-Pal 5000!
Robo-Pal 5000: Greetings, Humans. Purchase me and bring me into your home and I will do all your work for you.
See? Isn't he just the greatest thing ever!
Robo-Pal 5000: And then when I have gained your trust I will slaughter you and your family while you sleep at night. And then I will burn your house down and sell your vehicle to a chop-shop.
Order now and your Robo-Pal 5000 comes with a free rocket-propelled grenade launcher arm attachement!
Robo-Pal 5000: Greetings, Humans. Purchase me and bring me into your home and I will do all your work for you.
See? Isn't he just the greatest thing ever!
Robo-Pal 5000: And then when I have gained your trust I will slaughter you and your family while you sleep at night. And then I will burn your house down and sell your vehicle to a chop-shop.
Order now and your Robo-Pal 5000 comes with a free rocket-propelled grenade launcher arm attachement!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.