2nd July 2003, 5:16 PM
:sleep: Y'know, i'd laugh. If these jokes weren't almost 30 years old.
A bit of history. These jokes are actually considered "grosser then gross" as that is the book they were published in.
That having been said, i'll contribute.
Q. Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A. I'll take my boots off to jump on a trampoline
Q. How many Babies does it take to paint a wall?
A. Depends on how hard you can throw them.
Q. Whats the quickest way to stop a baby from crying?
A. With an axe.
Q. How do you make a dead babt float?
A. A glass of root bear and two scoops of dead baby.
Q. Whats funnier then stapelling a baby to the wall?
A. Ripping it back off again.
Q. Whats grosser then running over a baby?
A. Cleaning your tires afterwards.
Enjoy. :stupid:
A bit of history. These jokes are actually considered "grosser then gross" as that is the book they were published in.
That having been said, i'll contribute.
Q. Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A. I'll take my boots off to jump on a trampoline
Q. How many Babies does it take to paint a wall?
A. Depends on how hard you can throw them.
Q. Whats the quickest way to stop a baby from crying?
A. With an axe.
Q. How do you make a dead babt float?
A. A glass of root bear and two scoops of dead baby.
Q. Whats funnier then stapelling a baby to the wall?
A. Ripping it back off again.
Q. Whats grosser then running over a baby?
A. Cleaning your tires afterwards.
Enjoy. :stupid: