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Dead Baby Jokes - Sacred Jellybean - 13th January 2003
You know you love 'em. :D
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.
Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!
WHOA! I CLICKED ON SHIGGY TO SUMMON HIM AND HE FROZE ALL THE OTHER SMILEYS!! :S
Dead Baby Jokes - Dark Jaguar - 13th January 2003
Where did the vomit smily go anyway?
How long did ya stay up coming up with this kind of joke? Let's be glad mothers aren't around or anything.
Dead Baby Jokes - Sacred Jellybean - 13th January 2003
Even better: I STOLE it!
Dead Baby Jokes - Dark Jaguar - 13th January 2003
Haha, the idea of stealing a joke like this from someone is indeed funny. My guess is that it's probably from something like Cow and Chicken, since I have no idea what real comedian could get away with it.
Dead Baby Jokes - He Who Annoys All - 13th January 2003
You sick bastard.
Dead Baby Jokes - Fittisize - 13th January 2003
Q-What goes snap, crackle, and pop and claws on the door?
A-A baby in a microwave.
Dead Baby Jokes - Sacred Jellybean - 13th January 2003
Q: How do you fit 10 babies in a shoe box?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get those babies out?
A: Nachos.
:D
Dead Baby Jokes - Dark Jaguar - 13th January 2003
Wow... I don't think I'll be coming back here. Just the mental image... We really need the vomit smily back. Until then, this fellow will do.
Dead Baby Jokes - EdenMaster - 14th January 2003
Dammit, we really need to have that exploding head smiley! This is another instance wheer it would be perfect!
Dead Baby Jokes - lazyfatbum - 14th January 2003
Hahahaha! :D:D:D:D
Oh man, Dead baby jokes were the best.
10 YEARS AGO. ATLEAST USE NEW DEAD BABY JOKES. SHMUCK.
Dead Baby Jokes - Sacred Jellybean - 14th January 2003
Fine, we'll do pedophile jokes.
Q: What's lazyfatbum's favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before first period.
Dead Baby Jokes - lazyfatbum - 14th January 2003
thank you bean, that was the funniest thing i have heard in a long time
Dead Baby Jokes - Sacred Jellybean - 15th January 2003
:shake:
Dead Baby Jokes - Moiraine - 19th January 2003
Those jokes are kinda funny but in a sick way..
Dead Baby Jokes - Private Hudson - 20th January 2003
Quote:Originally posted by Moiraine
Those jokes are kinda funny but in a sick way..
Thanks for the recap, Sherlock.
Dead Baby Jokes - Sacred Jellybean - 20th January 2003
I always thought they were funny because they were so true... to each and his own, I guess.
Dead Baby Jokes - Moiraine - 24th January 2003
Quote:Originally posted by Private Hudson
Thanks for the recap, Sherlock.
Oh no... You sure told me....
Dead Baby Jokes - Private Hudson - 24th January 2003
Quote:Originally posted by Moiraine
Oh no... You sure told me....
SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK LALALALLALA *makes love to you like a TIGER*
Dead Baby Jokes - OB1 - 24th January 2003
Aw..
You two are so cute together.
Dead Baby Jokes - Moiraine - 24th January 2003
Quote:Originally posted by Private Hudson
SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK LALALALLALA *makes love to you like a TIGER*
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin bout :D *Loves Ph* ^_^
Dead Baby Jokes - Lt. Boris Grisjenko - 26th January 2003
These jokes are really messed up....
but hey, funny as hell!
:D
~Boris~
Dead Baby Jokes - Private Hudson - 26th January 2003
Q What's the difference between a dead baby and a shower?
A You can't fuck a shower.
Q What's the difference between a dead baby and a tin can?
A You can't eat a tin can
Q What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies, and a truck load of bowling balls?
A You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork
Dead Baby Jokes - Sacred Jellybean - 26th January 2003
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face.
Q: Whats worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
A: Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Q: Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
A: In case of a stillbirth, soup.
Dead Baby Jokes - Private Hudson - 28th January 2003
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby, and a basketball?
A: A basketball bounces when you slam it into the ground.
Dead Baby Jokes - Undertow - 3rd June 2003
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mustang?
A: I don't have a mustang in my garage.
Dead Baby Jokes - Darunia - 3rd June 2003
Words can ill describe how incredibly fucked up this thread is...
Dead Baby Jokes - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd June 2003
And how incredibly hilarious. :D
Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out it's mouth.
Dead Baby Jokes - A Black Falcon - 3rd June 2003
You really find this "incredibly hilarious"???
Dead Baby Jokes - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd June 2003
<-- Me upon hearing one of these jokes.
Dead Baby Jokes - OB1 - 3rd June 2003
You guys have some very, very disturbing obsessions with having sex with dead babies.
Dead Baby Jokes - A Black Falcon - 3rd June 2003
I'd certainly agree with that...
Dead Baby Jokes - Fittisize - 3rd June 2003
That last one was gold, Jellybean.
Dead Baby Jokes - EdenMaster - 3rd June 2003
This thread...was probably better left at the bottom of the barrel. and WHERE IS THAT DAMN EXPLODING HEAD SMILEY???????
<------Shiggy after hearing one of these jokes
Dead Baby Jokes - A Black Falcon - 3rd June 2003
Yeah.
SOMEONE FIND A EXPLODING HEAD!
NOW!
And then add it.
Dead Baby Jokes - Darunia - 4th June 2003
TAKE NOTE: Jellybean's last joke wasn't technically a "dead baby" joke....on the contrary, it was a "saving a baby" joke, as he asked how to save a baby from choking.
Thank you for your cooperation on this pressing matter.
---Barry.
Dead Baby Jokes - EdenMaster - 4th June 2003
I FOUDN IT!!!!!!!!!!11
Now someone upload it! We need this critical smiley back!
Dead Baby Jokes - Sacred Jellybean - 4th June 2003
"Violence against babies" jokes can fall under the same "morbid humor against babies" category, so they belong here, too.
Dead Baby Jokes - A Black Falcon - 4th June 2003
Yes! Someone upload the smilie now!
Dead Baby Jokes - OB1 - 4th June 2003
Make me!
Dead Baby Jokes - CartoonDevil - 4th June 2003
And you people say that I'm immature. Be consistent, why don't you.
Dead Baby Jokes - A Black Falcon - 4th June 2003
Its hyporitical to say that with the sig you've got.
Cool! Exploding head!
Dead Baby Jokes - Darunia - 5th June 2003
Little yellow head go boom.
Dead Baby Jokes - Italian_Pyro - 5th June 2003
These are great
Dead Baby Jokes - Sacred Jellybean - 5th June 2003
Thanks, Fittisize. :D
Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.
Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A: A bus load of babies on fire.
Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
A: Nailing it to a dead puppy.
Dead Baby Jokes - Undertow - 7th June 2003
Dead Baby Jokes - Dark Jaguar - 29th June 2003
That's the PUNK who was all like "No way you are as good at Nintendo games as me." from that Wizard movie isn't it? Burn him!
As for these jokes, why did whoever made this thread invent the joke as "dead baby" joke? Surely there was some other kind of joke he could have made up...
Dead Baby Jokes - Undertow - 1st July 2003
Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar
That's the PUNK who was all like "No way you are as good at Nintendo games as me." from that Wizard movie isn't it? Burn him!
Lol. You deserve a cookie for getting the reference.
"U GOT 50000 POINTS IN DWUBBLE DWAGON?!?!?"
Dead Baby Jokes - Silent Drone - 2nd July 2003
:sleep: Y'know, i'd laugh. If these jokes weren't almost 30 years old.
A bit of history. These jokes are actually considered "grosser then gross" as that is the book they were published in.
That having been said, i'll contribute.
Q. Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A. I'll take my boots off to jump on a trampoline
Q. How many Babies does it take to paint a wall?
A. Depends on how hard you can throw them.
Q. Whats the quickest way to stop a baby from crying?
A. With an axe.
Q. How do you make a dead babt float?
A. A glass of root bear and two scoops of dead baby.
Q. Whats funnier then stapelling a baby to the wall?
A. Ripping it back off again.
Q. Whats grosser then running over a baby?
A. Cleaning your tires afterwards.
Enjoy. :stupid:
Dead Baby Jokes - Great Rumbler - 3rd July 2003
Ah yes, now I remember why I stayed away from this thread.
Q: What's funnier than a dead bady?
A: Putting it in your friends bed while he's sleeping in it.
Totally not that funny, but I'll post it anyway since I don't have anything better to do.
Dead Baby Jokes - Silent Drone - 3rd July 2003
Actually Rumbler, i've never heard that one. It made me laugh
