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Ahahaha! This joke is really funny... :D

Five People, Four Parachutes

A plane was about to crash with five people on board and only four
parachutes.

The first person said, "I am John Elway, one of the best quarterbacks
in
American football history. I am worth a lot of money and my fans in
Denver and all over the country need me, so I think I should be
saved."
The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he went.

The second person said, "I am Bill Cosby, a famous comedian and
national
story teller. I have an uplifting message that can really help my
country
and I think
I should be saved." The others said OK, and gave him a parachute.

The third person said, "I am George W. Bush, President of the United
States and leader of the Free World. I'm fighting a War on Terrorism
and
preparing to rid the world of Saddam Hussein and the Axis of Evil.
Everyone knows I am a really nice guy but everyone thinks I am stupid,
and I'm not. I'm taking a parachute." And off he went.

There were two folks left, the Pope and a 10-year-old schoolgirl.
The Pope said, "Child, I am old and frail and have lived my life,
while you are young with everything before you. You take the
parachute; I
will stay with the aircraft and take my chances."

It's OK," said the girl, "There are still two parachutes. Bush picked
up my schoolbag."