It's back! - Printable Version

It's back! - Printable Version

+- Tendo City (https://www.tendocity.net)
+-- Forum: Tendo City: Metropolitan District (https://www.tendocity.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Forum: Den of the Philociraptor (https://www.tendocity.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=43)
+--- Thread: It's back! (/showthread.php?tid=805)

It's back! - A Black Falcon - 25th June 2003

Its a This Modern World extravaganza!

[Image: TMW04-16-03.gif]

That last one makes a good point that the so-called 'Liberal Media' just doesn't exist.

And to make Weltall happy...

[Image: cnn.langtoon.3.24.03.jpg]

It's back! - Dark Jaguar - 25th June 2003

Where is the funny? I couldn't find it...

It's back! - Great Rumbler - 25th June 2003

ABF thinks those are funny and yet he bashes Penny Arcade as being stupid and not funny at all.

It's back! - Weltall - 25th June 2003

Come on guys, give him a break.

If all my party had to offer for president in 2004 were Al Sharpton, Howard Dean and John Kerry, who collectively have roughly a 3% chance of beating Bush, I'd need political cartoons to make me happy too.

:love:

It's back! - A Black Falcon - 25th June 2003

Its not hillarious or anything, but funny... and completely accurate.

Of those 6 the first and fourth ones are funniest.

Oh, and the Democrats have a good chance. The last numbers were something like 62/38... better than the same time in '91, when Clinton was at just 30%...

It's back! - N-Man - 25th June 2003

...look man, what are you trying to do? Attract voters to the Republican party?

It's back! - A Black Falcon - 25th June 2003

[Image: 20a.gif]

No.

And these are funny... :)

Oh, the answer is

[Image: 18c.gif]

It's back! - Weltall - 25th June 2003

Quote:Originally posted by A Black Falcon
Its not hillarious or anything, but funny... and completely accurate.

Of those 6 the first and fourth ones are funniest.

Oh, and the Democrats have a good chance. The last numbers were something like 62/38... better than the same time in '91, when Clinton was at just 30%...

Yes, but Clinton didn't have as much internal opposition as there is now. How many Dems are shooting for this? A dozen? And none of them really have a viable platform.

Kerry and Sharpton frighten me though. Those guys are so far out in left field that it makes me shudder that such imbeciles could ever be in a position of power. And Dean isn't really much better.

It's back! - A Black Falcon - 25th June 2003

There are 9 candidates, but 3 of them have no chance and know it. Oh, and the ones I like most are Kerry and Dean. Kerry is good, but was so wishy-washy on the war and I didn't like that... he really 'er, uh''ed his way through it without actually saying definitively if he really supported it or not... wanting to have it both ways I'm sure. But other that that he's pretty good. I also like Dean... he was much better on the war and like Kerry is right on a lot of the issues. Kusinich is good too, but way, way too liberal to even win the primary...

It's back! - Weltall - 25th June 2003

What I can't understand is if Democrats are anti-racist, why do they even give Al Sharpton a platform to speak on? That man is so bigoted against white people... and he hates gays too.

And yet the Dems have little problem with him. Odd. When David Duke tried to run as a Republican, other Republicans destroyed his campaign efforts, including Bush.

Just goes to show you how liberals really feel about racism: It's okay as long as it's only directed at whites.

It's back! - A Black Falcon - 25th June 2003

Erm... what rock are you under? Democrats don't mind Al Sharpton? That'd be news to me...

Oh, and he has a "platform" because anyone in the party who wants to run can run. Its not like you can say "we don't like you much so don't run" and have people like Al Sharpton listen...

It's back! - Weltall - 25th June 2003

Quote:Originally posted by A Black Falcon
Erm... what rock are you under? Democrats don't mind Al Sharpton? That'd be news to me...

Oh, and he has a "platform" because anyone in the party who wants to run can run. Its not like you can say "we don't like you much so don't run" and have people like Al Sharpton listen...

There are ways to do it. That's how the GOP got rid of Buchanan.

It's back! - A Black Falcon - 25th June 2003

Pat Buchanan did quit eventually, that is true... not that it got him any more voters for his nutcase platform...

It's back! - A Black Falcon - 26th June 2003

Ahahaha! This joke is really funny... :D

Quote: Five People, Four Parachutes

A plane was about to crash with five people on board and only four
parachutes.

The first person said, "I am John Elway, one of the best quarterbacks
in
American football history. I am worth a lot of money and my fans in
Denver and all over the country need me, so I think I should be
saved."
The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he went.

The second person said, "I am Bill Cosby, a famous comedian and
national
story teller. I have an uplifting message that can really help my
country
and I think
I should be saved." The others said OK, and gave him a parachute.

The third person said, "I am George W. Bush, President of the United
States and leader of the Free World. I'm fighting a War on Terrorism
and
preparing to rid the world of Saddam Hussein and the Axis of Evil.
Everyone knows I am a really nice guy but everyone thinks I am stupid,
and I'm not. I'm taking a parachute." And off he went.

There were two folks left, the Pope and a 10-year-old schoolgirl.
The Pope said, "Child, I am old and frail and have lived my life,
while you are young with everything before you. You take the
parachute; I
will stay with the aircraft and take my chances."

It's OK," said the girl, "There are still two parachutes. Bush picked
up my schoolbag."

It's back! - Sacred Jellybean - 26th June 2003

Heh... I've heard that joke before, but I think with a different undesireable celebrity.

It's back! - A Black Falcon - 27th June 2003

I didn't say its new, just that its funny...

It's back! - A Black Falcon - 28th June 2003

http://www.plinkomedia.com/showarticle?articleID=255

:D