15th June 2003, 8:34 PM
(This post was last modified: 15th June 2003, 8:39 PM by Dark Jaguar.)
Wally: So I managed to sell them the "Tomeatos" as building materials instead of food.
Boss: Excellent. Now when you come back, be sure to tell me how much money I allocated to this, and why I sent you, and while you are at it, tell me who I am.
Tina: No, I can proove I didn't do it. Look here *smashes person's head into table*
Loud Howard: I'M AFRAID OF TINY PEOPLE! THEY CAN RUN IN YOUR MOUTH! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S WORRIED ABOUT THAT?
Pest control Guy: I shall lead them out by playing a tune on my piccalo, and if that doesn't work, I fill the building with toxic gas.
Dilbert: You can't kill them just because they are annoying!
Boss: You don't really know until you try.
Dilbert: I can't believe it would be so hard to just put some safety cones around this man hole!
Street Worker: Oh yeah? I bet you couldn't last one day doing my job!
Dilbert doing Street worker's job: *sees Ratbert swimming in sewer* You call that a backstroke? That's terrible!
Ratbert: Oh you think you could do my job?
Dilbert doing backstroke: Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut, especially with the sewer water I'm swimming in.
Boss: Excellent. Now when you come back, be sure to tell me how much money I allocated to this, and why I sent you, and while you are at it, tell me who I am.
Tina: No, I can proove I didn't do it. Look here *smashes person's head into table*
Loud Howard: I'M AFRAID OF TINY PEOPLE! THEY CAN RUN IN YOUR MOUTH! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S WORRIED ABOUT THAT?
Pest control Guy: I shall lead them out by playing a tune on my piccalo, and if that doesn't work, I fill the building with toxic gas.
Dilbert: You can't kill them just because they are annoying!
Boss: You don't really know until you try.
Dilbert: I can't believe it would be so hard to just put some safety cones around this man hole!
Street Worker: Oh yeah? I bet you couldn't last one day doing my job!
Dilbert doing Street worker's job: *sees Ratbert swimming in sewer* You call that a backstroke? That's terrible!
Ratbert: Oh you think you could do my job?
Dilbert doing backstroke: Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut, especially with the sewer water I'm swimming in.
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