16th December 2022, 7:37 AM
Trump has managed to powerfully disappoint his followers by, suddenly, just being retro Trump and trying to sell actual trash! Everyone was so excited. What would great leader say? What would their god-emperor announce?! He announced NFTs... "trading card" NFTs... of himself drawn as a super hero (more specifically, he looks a lot like Homelander which is.... very appropriate).
I can't get over how perfect this is. PLEASE tell me it's even worse! I want those NFT trading cards to be randomized! Make some of them preorder exclusive! Make SOME of them require monthly fees! Do all the bad things but exclusively in the space of NFTs!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)