That there Queen

[Weltall]

We gawther here to mourn the big mum herself. What a sequel, eh, folks? Felt like a whole epic all by herself. But after 96 years of running from her royal dirt nap, the Almighty announced today that they've signed Liz II to a fully guaranteed eternity contract. Whether it's in hell or heaven is not for us to know, but I think we all are hoping she packed her summer clothes. Anyway, rest in pieces. She's just an extra fancy billionaire who's more inbred than at least half of the rest of them.