Commercials are screaming and cursing at me now...

[Sacred Jellybean]

I was reading an article on a website, and naturally, I got that super-obnoxious, has-this-ever-worked-any-time-in-the-history-of-internet, pop-over that tells you to enter your e-mail address to get spam that is cool and good. On the decline button, the designer put the text "No thanks, I'm boring."

First website to try and neg me into giving them my e-mail address. I'm sure some young and cool irreverent intern came up with that. Real hip, lady.

Do people say hip anymore? I refuse to say lit. Or clutch.