30th April 2003, 5:30 AM
Darunia reads the morning headlines over a light breakfast...sees headline, "DARUNIA MIXES UP IN POINTING OUT OB1 STUPIDITY!" Disgusted, he throws down the paper, and realizes his critical era. Gasping in horro, his hands trembling, his jaw drops...he is at a loss for words. Holding off the tears, he rushes to his parlor, flings open his gun cabinet, and retreives an MP-40. Placing the short metal barrel into his mouth, he places his finger over the trigger an...
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