Here's what Konami's latest destruction of a franchise looks like

[Sacred Jellybean]

At least those are just on a range from creepy to sexist. Here's the costumes aimed at pedophiles.

:Gonk: ah... uh... maybe roleplaying as an adult will distract them from touching real children?

This character is an infant. The story of whoever tries to hook up with the wearer of this costume ends with the banging of a gavel and the phrase "may god have mercy on your soul".

She's not even a sexy infant. :colbert:

So... do you think this is an approved use of the Red Cross symbol? I know they have requested it be taken out of games like Doom, and concerns over using it resulted in censors removing it from Earthbound preemptively.

I did not know this. I always just saw the red cross as a universal symbol for health, as though it were public domain or something. I never put two and two together.

And we're back to kids again. This one clearly belongs in the "didn't really think this one through" category.

Reminds me of a costume my buddy made...

..."pot for tots"...? :psyduck: They've got the market for negligent stoner parents cornered. Reminds me of an article about a crackpot mom who would give her son marijuana tea because he had ADD. That's like giving a kid crystal meth because he's too hyper.