12th February 2017, 12:08 PM
What am I even looking at here? Are those joke costumes? Please tell me they are. That Donatello one doesn't even look like Donatello. (The artist or the turtle)
At least those are just on a range from creepy to sexist. Here's the costumes aimed at pedophiles.
![[Image: 33809.jpg?v=1]](http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/0/9/33809.jpg?v=1)
Someone's going to have to take a seat.
![[Image: 33810.jpg?v=1]](http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/0/33810.jpg?v=1)
This character is an infant. The story of whoever tries to hook up with the wearer of this costume ends with the banging of a gavel and the phrase "may god have mercy on your soul".
![[Image: 33813.jpg?v=1]](http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/3/33813.jpg?v=1)
So... do you think this is an approved use of the Red Cross symbol? I know they have requested it be taken out of games like Doom, and concerns over using it resulted in censors removing it from Earthbound preemptively.
![[Image: 468608_v1.jpg]](http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/0/8/468608_v1.jpg)
And we're back to kids again. This one clearly belongs in the "didn't really think this one through" category.
![[Image: 468568_v1.jpg]](http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/6/8/468568_v1.jpg)
Look, I'm all for legalizing the use of drugs, but that's mainly because I don't think arresting an addict is doing anyone any favors. This... isn't what I had in mind.
![[Image: 468556_v1.jpg]](http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/5/6/468556_v1.jpg)
The no-faced nightmare blob has come from beyond. They push through from the realm of nothingness, jealous and desperate to take existence from the rest of us.
![[Image: 468558_v1.jpg]](http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/5/8/468558_v1.jpg)
This is Peter Pan's shadow, I guess? There's only one problem, it's upright instead of flat against the ground... Well, come to think of it, the first time this kid tries the cross the road will solve that. Put it in the "didn't think this through" category.
![[Image: 468598_v1.jpg]](http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/9/8/468598_v1.jpg)
This kid is never going to grow up right.
At least those are just on a range from creepy to sexist. Here's the costumes aimed at pedophiles.
Someone's going to have to take a seat.
This character is an infant. The story of whoever tries to hook up with the wearer of this costume ends with the banging of a gavel and the phrase "may god have mercy on your soul".
So... do you think this is an approved use of the Red Cross symbol? I know they have requested it be taken out of games like Doom, and concerns over using it resulted in censors removing it from Earthbound preemptively.
And we're back to kids again. This one clearly belongs in the "didn't really think this one through" category.
Look, I'm all for legalizing the use of drugs, but that's mainly because I don't think arresting an addict is doing anyone any favors. This... isn't what I had in mind.
The no-faced nightmare blob has come from beyond. They push through from the realm of nothingness, jealous and desperate to take existence from the rest of us.
This is Peter Pan's shadow, I guess? There's only one problem, it's upright instead of flat against the ground... Well, come to think of it, the first time this kid tries the cross the road will solve that. Put it in the "didn't think this through" category.
This kid is never going to grow up right.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)