Pooh is not a good person... bear...

[Dark Jaguar]

We all know how terrible Superman can be, but apparently Pooh's comic strip outings were pretty terrible too. It's not like stuffed animals can get all too violent, but wow the passive aggression is ramped up about as high as it could be.



Way to taunt the local case of clinical depression there Pooh. You're one in a million.



Okay this one's not so bad, only in that it reminds me of those two old guys from the Muppet Show. Dooohohohoho!



It's like... I mean do these imaginary cartoon stuffed animal creatures not understand the nature of clinical depression?



Okay this one's just plain mean. That's the comic everyone!



Okay let's scale things back a bit there silly old bear! I think you've progressed from hostility to outright disregard for someone in mortal danger.



That's... better?



That came out of nowhere!



I... just stop it Pooh!



Ouch, but wait, incoming!



All that just to drive Eeyore a bit closer to suicide?



Someone had to say it! Good on you Piglet!



Uh oh... Seems Piglet may have made a terrible enemy...



For a bear of very little brain, he's pretty quick on the come-backs.



And now we know why Piglet's got such low self esteem.



Is this a missing scene from the Godfather?



Now he's just actively hurting him...



Well, you can only push a pig so far. I think we can all agree Pooh had this coming.