THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

[Geno]

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/why-E...story-lie/

Turns out, the internet is itself.

A lot of these signatures for various states are from residents of OTHER states. In other words, this really was nothing at all.

Motorcycle Judge Dredds? That's something to get excited about.

Haha, fail. There's no filter to determine if the person signing the petition is from the state to which the petition applies.

I signed a petition to have everyone who signed the secession petitions stripped of their citizenship and deported. I know this petition is equally unlikely to come to fruition, but still... it's a way of making a statement. Conservatives certainly can't parade around as patriotic Americans after this most recent asinine display. There's nothing patriotic about being a traitor.

Also, this: