People for enlarged testicled animals VS Mario

[lazyfatbum]

Back the fuck up. Tanookies are REAL? "RACOON DOGS"?? Dogs with THUMBS? dog-sized FERRETS? HUGE FERRETS?

During the Kamakura and Muromachi eras, some stories began to include more sinister tanuki. The Otogizōshi story of "Kachi-kachi Yama" features a tanuki that clubs an old lady to death and serves her to her unknowing husband as "old lady soup".

okay wait

Tanuki may be shown with their testicles flung over their backs like travellers' packs, or using them as drums.

hey

A common schoolyard song in Japan: "Tan-tan-tan, tanuki's bollocks ring. The wind stops blowing but they swing, swing, swing."

WHAT AM I READING? i thought you said they were "large testicled" because they were up against PETA and i was like "haha... testicles" but THIS? I dont even have an unders--




oh FUCK JAPAN.