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    29th March 2011, 12:10 PM
    lazy said all I'd have to say about "scientific accuracy". There's also the obvious blood type issues. Heck from what I've heard even in the context of the movie the plan didn't even work, they were dying (very quickly I might add) anyway. So yeah, pointless.

    Someone showed me the "big reveal", the completed "centipede", and I gotta say, wow that was incredibly disappointing. They show basically nothing. Oh how gross! There's 3 people BANDAGED together cheek to cheek! The title wrote a check the special effects team couldn't cash.

    There's also one big underlying message here, which is "NEVER go backpacking in Europe or crazy germans will murder you.". Sheesh a lot of American horror movies lately have that plotline, and it can't be making us any friends abroad. Here's a few survival tips. If you need to walk THAT far to get to town, FOLLOW THE ROAD instead of wandering aimlessly in the woods. If all you have is a flat tire, maybe ruining the rim is an acceptable loss. I mean that had to be a rental car. Do whatever you want to it. Also, if some crazy guy with a picture of conjoined twins on the wall starts talking about how he hates people, maybe don't drink anything he gives you.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    Human Centipede - by lazyfatbum - 29th March 2011, 3:38 AM
    Human Centipede - by Dark Jaguar - 29th March 2011, 8:14 AM
    Human Centipede - by Great Rumbler - 29th March 2011, 8:27 AM
    Human Centipede - by lazyfatbum - 29th March 2011, 8:29 AM
    Human Centipede - by lazyfatbum - 29th March 2011, 8:37 AM
    Human Centipede - by Dark Jaguar - 29th March 2011, 12:10 PM
    Human Centipede - by alien space marine - 29th March 2011, 7:43 PM
    Human Centipede - by Dark Jaguar - 29th March 2011, 8:03 PM
    Human Centipede - by alien space marine - 29th March 2011, 8:48 PM
    Human Centipede - by Dark Jaguar - 29th March 2011, 9:49 PM
    Human Centipede - by lazyfatbum - 30th March 2011, 12:52 AM
    Human Centipede - by EdenMaster - 30th March 2011, 8:03 AM
    Human Centipede - by Dark Jaguar - 30th March 2011, 11:40 AM
    Human Centipede - by EdenMaster - 30th March 2011, 11:43 AM
    Human Centipede - by Dark Jaguar - 30th March 2011, 3:33 PM
    Human Centipede - by Dark Jaguar - 4th July 2011, 2:27 AM
    Human Centipede - by etoven - 4th July 2011, 12:16 PM

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