8th July 2010, 8:59 AM 
	
	
	
		EdenMaster has about as much common sense as the delicious igneous rock I gather inside Dodongo's Cavern. I sense that he's still bitter at me from our last astronomical tirade, as he comes into a new thread and promptly serves up a one-liner at me. Bravo, EdenMaster.
TOMORROW'S HEADLINES:
-OBAMA TAPS NATIONAL FORESTY SERVICE TO SOLVE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
-OBAMA CHARGES HEAD OF I.R.S. TO END DRUG VIOLENCE IN MEXICO
-OBAMA DISPATCHES COMMERCE SECRETARY TO NURSE AILING AUSTRALIAN PUPPIES BACK TO HEALTH
	
	
TOMORROW'S HEADLINES:
-OBAMA TAPS NATIONAL FORESTY SERVICE TO SOLVE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
-OBAMA CHARGES HEAD OF I.R.S. TO END DRUG VIOLENCE IN MEXICO
-OBAMA DISPATCHES COMMERCE SECRETARY TO NURSE AILING AUSTRALIAN PUPPIES BACK TO HEALTH
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