1st July 2010, 8:40 AM
YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD NEVER SHOW THAT TO ANYONE!
Weltall: Ha! Got ya good, rock boy!
(Weltall, sitting at his PC, hears a noise from the kitchen, but dismisses it as nothing. He returns to his computer.)
(Suddenly, Goron troops burst into the room)
TROOP: GET THE FUCK ON THE FLOOR! NOW!
Weltall: Wha--
TROOP: GET THE FUCK ON THE FLOOR!
Weltall: You're not real! You're just fake!
(Weltall feels the very real pain of a Goron rifle butt being directed firmly into his crotch. He is thrown violently to the floor, and straddled by six Goron troops who bind and hogtie him.)
(His computer is smashed to pieces, and the house is burned to the ground. Weltall, meanwhile, is to stand trial for Treason.)
TROOP: ANYONE ELSE WANT TO PLAY EMBARASSING FOOTAGE OF H.R.M?
Weltall: Ha! Got ya good, rock boy!
(Weltall, sitting at his PC, hears a noise from the kitchen, but dismisses it as nothing. He returns to his computer.)
(Suddenly, Goron troops burst into the room)
TROOP: GET THE FUCK ON THE FLOOR! NOW!
Weltall: Wha--
TROOP: GET THE FUCK ON THE FLOOR!
Weltall: You're not real! You're just fake!
(Weltall feels the very real pain of a Goron rifle butt being directed firmly into his crotch. He is thrown violently to the floor, and straddled by six Goron troops who bind and hogtie him.)
(His computer is smashed to pieces, and the house is burned to the ground. Weltall, meanwhile, is to stand trial for Treason.)
TROOP: ANYONE ELSE WANT TO PLAY EMBARASSING FOOTAGE OF H.R.M?
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