30th June 2010, 11:24 AM
ATTN: TOVEN
FROM: HRM, DARUNIA
SUB: Intolerable Insolence
SIR-- Firs of all please accept my most humble and heart-felt welcome back to Tendo City! However, please be advised that since annexation, this is sovereign territory of the Goron Military. You may have noticed that marshall law has been lifted due to good behavior of HRM's subjects lately... however, a fully staffed garrison is located downtown, on 656 Nintendo Street. I pray, Sir, that you listen to reasn and immediately recant your insolence... if you do not by the time I get back from tonisht's Red Sox game, I fear dire consequences not only for you, but also for your fellow Tendites.
Do the right thing. Confess and beg mercy.
Yours
HRM Darunius Maximus, Rex Goronorumque Tendorum
FROM: HRM, DARUNIA
SUB: Intolerable Insolence
SIR-- Firs of all please accept my most humble and heart-felt welcome back to Tendo City! However, please be advised that since annexation, this is sovereign territory of the Goron Military. You may have noticed that marshall law has been lifted due to good behavior of HRM's subjects lately... however, a fully staffed garrison is located downtown, on 656 Nintendo Street. I pray, Sir, that you listen to reasn and immediately recant your insolence... if you do not by the time I get back from tonisht's Red Sox game, I fear dire consequences not only for you, but also for your fellow Tendites.
Do the right thing. Confess and beg mercy.
Yours
HRM Darunius Maximus, Rex Goronorumque Tendorum
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