Now you're being acute.
Aww...haha! Thanks, you're a-cute too!
Darunia, you focus a lot on race and gender there, but did you ever complain about eye color or hair color? How about height, weight, voice?
Race and gender... like when I complained about the new Bond? And when I complained about the poor casting of the new Star Trek? I understand that because I tend to vote conservatively, you're all going to pin me as a backwater redneck racist. And if I happen to not think that Spiderman should be black, that's only going to fuel that image. But I don't care. Spiderman should not be black because he has been white for.. I don't know how long, but for decades.
And I HATE THAT THE NEW BOND IS BLOND.
Let's be SUPER liberal next year and make James Bond a homosexual, Ethiopian, "undocumented", wheelchair-ridden person of color suffering with Downs syndrome! And he stutters, too... and he's a cross-dressing manic depressant... there, you ought to love that idea, you get to suck off all your feel-good minorities with that idea! Isn't that a fresh reboot on the tired, stereotypical, machismo Bond of old? In fact, dump that whole secret agent shit... violence is bad. Make him an inner city community organizer who rescues puppies who are down on their luck, and then gives them to orphanages! He's a NEW BOND for the 21st CENTURY!
"JAMES BOND: LICENSE TO TICKLE!"
COMING SOON FROM DARK JAGUAR PICTURES
BOND IS BACK...
I mean either get upset about all of it, or none of it.
Who's going to make me? My opinion clashes with yours, so now you demand unilaterally of me that I change it? I spit on you and your goody two-shoes feel-good bleeding heart rainbow-colored Spiderman.
BTW I historically hate all efforts to reboot franchises.
1.) New WILLY WONKA: SUCKED
2.) New Clash of the Titans: SUCKED
3.) New Bond: SUCKED
4.) New Star Trek: SUCKED.
5.) Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: SUCKED.
But when I say... "Spiderman should not be black!"
NOW I'VE CROSSED THE LINE!
He shouldn't be Chinese, or a woman, either.
Or maybe he should be in your eyes.
Let's rename him Spider-person, so we don't offend women.
Aww...haha! Thanks, you're a-cute too!
Darunia, you focus a lot on race and gender there, but did you ever complain about eye color or hair color? How about height, weight, voice?
Race and gender... like when I complained about the new Bond? And when I complained about the poor casting of the new Star Trek? I understand that because I tend to vote conservatively, you're all going to pin me as a backwater redneck racist. And if I happen to not think that Spiderman should be black, that's only going to fuel that image. But I don't care. Spiderman should not be black because he has been white for.. I don't know how long, but for decades.
And I HATE THAT THE NEW BOND IS BLOND.
Let's be SUPER liberal next year and make James Bond a homosexual, Ethiopian, "undocumented", wheelchair-ridden person of color suffering with Downs syndrome! And he stutters, too... and he's a cross-dressing manic depressant... there, you ought to love that idea, you get to suck off all your feel-good minorities with that idea! Isn't that a fresh reboot on the tired, stereotypical, machismo Bond of old? In fact, dump that whole secret agent shit... violence is bad. Make him an inner city community organizer who rescues puppies who are down on their luck, and then gives them to orphanages! He's a NEW BOND for the 21st CENTURY!
"JAMES BOND: LICENSE TO TICKLE!"
COMING SOON FROM DARK JAGUAR PICTURES
BOND IS BACK...
I mean either get upset about all of it, or none of it.
Who's going to make me? My opinion clashes with yours, so now you demand unilaterally of me that I change it? I spit on you and your goody two-shoes feel-good bleeding heart rainbow-colored Spiderman.
BTW I historically hate all efforts to reboot franchises.
1.) New WILLY WONKA: SUCKED
2.) New Clash of the Titans: SUCKED
3.) New Bond: SUCKED
4.) New Star Trek: SUCKED.
5.) Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: SUCKED.
But when I say... "Spiderman should not be black!"
NOW I'VE CROSSED THE LINE!
He shouldn't be Chinese, or a woman, either.
Or maybe he should be in your eyes.
Let's rename him Spider-person, so we don't offend women.
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