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    I covered myself in mineral oil
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    5th May 2010, 11:11 PM
    edit - ...what the fuck is a fatwa?

    At least DJ dates people but she's only in to 'thick asians', I only saw koreans that are kinda thick but god the smell. Are you single? I could for a romp in the MPD spectrum of societal terrorism and I bet my loudness will make up for any gaps in the conversation. Do you like bonfires?

    Etoven I count 5, does he has 4 more penises on his back? If so, please elaborate and piss off ABF who hasn't had a sexual thought since the last time he masturbated his dog while wearing his mother's underwear. Skin, eh? Kinky but a little too silence of the lambs for me, I wore a girl around my neck in to a Burger King but I wasn't dating her and she was pissed because I pantsed her at the mall. "I didn't wear underwear!" "I'm only 15!" "Who are you!" etc. It was fun except for the bruises. I'll stick to my bizarre fashion sense of destroyed denim and button down shirts if you dont mind.

    btw anyone who's taking notes: dont date a girl who's in to fisting. It's real, it's scary. It's real scary. It's like I was back on the farm, in a weird way, I felt like I was part of Voltron.
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    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 26th April 2010, 10:04 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Weltall - 26th April 2010, 10:45 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Dark Jaguar - 26th April 2010, 10:46 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Unreadphilosophy - 26th April 2010, 11:13 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Sacred Jellybean - 26th April 2010, 3:57 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 27th April 2010, 7:56 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by etoven - 27th April 2010, 9:31 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Unreadphilosophy - 27th April 2010, 10:31 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by A Black Falcon - 27th April 2010, 10:38 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 5th May 2010, 11:11 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 5th May 2010, 11:14 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Sacred Jellybean - 5th May 2010, 11:31 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 5th May 2010, 11:47 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Dark Jaguar - 6th May 2010, 11:12 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by etoven - 6th May 2010, 11:52 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Sacred Jellybean - 6th May 2010, 8:38 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 10th May 2010, 12:31 PM

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