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    I covered myself in mineral oil
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    27th April 2010, 7:56 PM
    It fucks me though, these shit eating bullshit cock suckers fucking with my heart and saying shit they dont mean just because they're lonely assholes.

    I cant find a girl that can actually have a relationship. They either do this:

    - A boyfriend is someone you have when you need attention.

    Or this:

    - I'm lonely, I should tell myself i'm in love.

    Where is the women that want to have a friendship inside their relationship? I found a praying mantis today, it was boss. It could fly but come back to me because I had turkey (long story), it looked at me and moved its head in right-angles. I had no one to share it with! I showed it to my dog, he got jealous, i showed it to my cat and she cleaned her nipples. I was at the beach and saw a woman get a tiny paper boat to go out to sea so i asked her why and she said her dad passed away, we had an awesome conversation, I made a move and she says she couldn't date someone like me because i'm too caring and too insightful I thought for a second and called her a whore.

    I dont like ladies. I dont like em one bit.
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    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 26th April 2010, 10:04 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Weltall - 26th April 2010, 10:45 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Dark Jaguar - 26th April 2010, 10:46 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Unreadphilosophy - 26th April 2010, 11:13 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Sacred Jellybean - 26th April 2010, 3:57 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 27th April 2010, 7:56 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by etoven - 27th April 2010, 9:31 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Unreadphilosophy - 27th April 2010, 10:31 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by A Black Falcon - 27th April 2010, 10:38 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 5th May 2010, 11:11 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 5th May 2010, 11:14 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Sacred Jellybean - 5th May 2010, 11:31 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 5th May 2010, 11:47 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Dark Jaguar - 6th May 2010, 11:12 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by etoven - 6th May 2010, 11:52 AM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by Sacred Jellybean - 6th May 2010, 8:38 PM
    I covered myself in mineral oil - by lazyfatbum - 10th May 2010, 12:31 PM

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