22nd April 2010, 9:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 23rd April 2010, 2:31 AM by Dark Jaguar.)
Gamara won't save children from SEGATA!
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He'll mess you up without provocation.
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He didn't just copy Bomberman's powers, he improved it! He's frickin' Amazo from the Justice League cartoon.
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But he does have a romantic side, capable of wooing all females in a 30 kilometer radius at all times.
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Man or woman, he'll mess up your junk if you dance to terrible music.
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He's apparently training not to RIDE a dragon but to BE a dragon.
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"Wow I didn't know you knew CPR!"
"What the hell is CPR?"
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Things are looking bad near the end, but he just doesn't like the taste of zombies. If he bit them they'd turn into Segatas.
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Told you so.
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He saved Sega corporation with his life, or did he survive? Well we can hear him shouting in space but not a nuclear explosion.
Meanwhile Sega's American commercials had frightening disembodied heads just trying to sound "extreme" at you. Yeah...
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He'll mess you up without provocation.
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He didn't just copy Bomberman's powers, he improved it! He's frickin' Amazo from the Justice League cartoon.
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But he does have a romantic side, capable of wooing all females in a 30 kilometer radius at all times.
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Man or woman, he'll mess up your junk if you dance to terrible music.
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He's apparently training not to RIDE a dragon but to BE a dragon.
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"Wow I didn't know you knew CPR!"
"What the hell is CPR?"
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Things are looking bad near the end, but he just doesn't like the taste of zombies. If he bit them they'd turn into Segatas.
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Told you so.
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He saved Sega corporation with his life, or did he survive? Well we can hear him shouting in space but not a nuclear explosion.
Meanwhile Sega's American commercials had frightening disembodied heads just trying to sound "extreme" at you. Yeah...
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)