17th April 2010, 11:22 PM
Oh! Let's take the original film and digitally add a CG butler to hear it. We'll do it out of the way, respectfully. Just the butler standing there, he dies, and then he runs over and shouts out "Oh no! He's dead!", and then he CALLS for the girl, see? Oh and we can have him interjecting commentary through the entire movie, seamlessly woven into the dialog!
They'll love us!
They'll love us!
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