22nd March 2010, 10:02 AM
(This post was last modified: 23rd March 2010, 2:55 AM by lazyfatbum.)
Hi newguy! Lert me get you up-tur-date:
Dark Jaguar is a woman from Tennessee who likes superfluous arguments and is highly appreciated for her multiple personae and anti-gay rights speeches.
Laser Link is a total douche bag and hates everyone, he'll look up your address and microwave your pets. He was in the news paper once for collecting children's spines from a local hospital. Very creepy dude, he also has a cake fetish which he'll talk about openly.
Weltall, you know all about him. At 6' 6" and 270 pounds he works out constantly and runs a nightclub called Serendipity in Virginia where he DJ's on the weekends.
ABF (A Black Falcon) is our favorite member, when he was diagnosed with mild retardation and down's syndrome at 11 years old we took him in and helped him cultivate a social structure, it took weeks to explain the meaning of pens of where water comes from but he's very nice and might ask you to explain certain smells to him as he has cut off his nose to spite his face multiple times.
OB1 is our painter and former body builder, he doesn't say much but dislikes ABF because of the special attention he gets.
Edenmaster, as I'm sure you heard on CNN or the 60 Minutes special, is a super intelligent dog that can type using a device called the Telepaw, designed at ITT Nebraska the Telepaw allows a dog to use his nails inside of a device to type the letters or characters that the dog is thinking about. There is a rumored relationship between him and Dark Jaguar since dogs only argue out of logic.
lazyfatbum, that's me! I am actually a consensus of over 200 people who use various accounts across the internet in an effort to collect data for DARPA. I am also a smoker. If you see us talking about ferrets, keep your distance! That's code speak for the NSA's computer and internet defense teams.
EDIT Darunia is french and has no friends, he is also openly gay and married Hitler.
Sacred Jellybean is an ex-mormon... I dont know anything else about him.
Let me know if you need help with any other members!
Dark Jaguar is a woman from Tennessee who likes superfluous arguments and is highly appreciated for her multiple personae and anti-gay rights speeches.
Laser Link is a total douche bag and hates everyone, he'll look up your address and microwave your pets. He was in the news paper once for collecting children's spines from a local hospital. Very creepy dude, he also has a cake fetish which he'll talk about openly.
Weltall, you know all about him. At 6' 6" and 270 pounds he works out constantly and runs a nightclub called Serendipity in Virginia where he DJ's on the weekends.
ABF (A Black Falcon) is our favorite member, when he was diagnosed with mild retardation and down's syndrome at 11 years old we took him in and helped him cultivate a social structure, it took weeks to explain the meaning of pens of where water comes from but he's very nice and might ask you to explain certain smells to him as he has cut off his nose to spite his face multiple times.
OB1 is our painter and former body builder, he doesn't say much but dislikes ABF because of the special attention he gets.
Edenmaster, as I'm sure you heard on CNN or the 60 Minutes special, is a super intelligent dog that can type using a device called the Telepaw, designed at ITT Nebraska the Telepaw allows a dog to use his nails inside of a device to type the letters or characters that the dog is thinking about. There is a rumored relationship between him and Dark Jaguar since dogs only argue out of logic.
lazyfatbum, that's me! I am actually a consensus of over 200 people who use various accounts across the internet in an effort to collect data for DARPA. I am also a smoker. If you see us talking about ferrets, keep your distance! That's code speak for the NSA's computer and internet defense teams.
EDIT Darunia is french and has no friends, he is also openly gay and married Hitler.
Sacred Jellybean is an ex-mormon... I dont know anything else about him.
Let me know if you need help with any other members!