3rd March 2010, 11:16 AM
*GORON COMMANDANT* (lowers binoculars from a forward Goron artillery post): So... they continue to mock his excellency... even though he's proven that he is seven-foot tall! Ha!
GORON SOLDIER: They are fools. They know not what they do.
G. COMMANDER: Perhaps. But they soon will know something of respect. (Turns to face his waiting aide-de-camp) Send the signal. All units advance.
AIDE: Sir. (nods).
*Within minutes, the full might of the Imperial Goron war machine can be heard rumbling in the distance. Inside Tendo City, the population looks up in terror as droning swarms of Goron fighters and bombers block out the sky. On the horizon, terrifying Goron tanks and artillery are driven into position, followed by tens of thousands of elite Goron troops.*
Weltall: (Submissively urinating) Damn it! Now we're fucked! I knew we took it too far!
Geno: Don't worry! He's only one inch tall! Hahah! We'll step on him!
*Goron barrage opens up; shelling Tendo City into a large, deep crater. There are few survivors. Geno's remnants comprise less than a handful of ashes.*
GORON SOLDIER: They are fools. They know not what they do.
G. COMMANDER: Perhaps. But they soon will know something of respect. (Turns to face his waiting aide-de-camp) Send the signal. All units advance.
AIDE: Sir. (nods).
*Within minutes, the full might of the Imperial Goron war machine can be heard rumbling in the distance. Inside Tendo City, the population looks up in terror as droning swarms of Goron fighters and bombers block out the sky. On the horizon, terrifying Goron tanks and artillery are driven into position, followed by tens of thousands of elite Goron troops.*
Weltall: (Submissively urinating) Damn it! Now we're fucked! I knew we took it too far!
Geno: Don't worry! He's only one inch tall! Hahah! We'll step on him!
*Goron barrage opens up; shelling Tendo City into a large, deep crater. There are few survivors. Geno's remnants comprise less than a handful of ashes.*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST