1st March 2010, 10:59 AM
Quote:Darunia: I shall slay you all! I have a fleet of 100 Borg controlled gold plated Death Stars orbitting this planet and a ground support of 10,000 Vulcan Jedi!
DJ: Those are styrofoam cups and... smaller bits torn from other styrofoam cups... Are those tiny Christmas lights shoved in them?
Wrong, wrong, WRONG! It's a fleet of 122 Imperial Star Destroyers! Equipped with full complements of AT-ATs and shocktroops... my Jedi contingents haven't arrived yet (they're busy suppressing resistance on another internet forum.)
*An arsenal of Goron-serving forces of all shapes and sizes descend upon TC and find DJ standing naked beneath a waterfall. He stands up and mocks them.*
DJ: Styrofoam! All of you! You're all syrofoam!
GORON CAPTAIN: (Nods) Destroy that.
*A great cacaphany as the awesome firepower of the armada obliterates the area where DJ was standing.*
GORON CAPTAIN: These TC'ers are so inept. They mock the firepower of Darunia. When will they learn to such insolence will not be tolerated?
GORON COMMANDER: He was right about one thing though, Sir.
G. CAPTAIN: Hmm?
GORON COMMANDER: We do have lots of Christmas lights up for the middle of February.
G. CAPTAIN: That's different. We just enjoy a colorful, fun ambiance while conquering the universe.
G. COMMANDER: *Nods*
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