15th June 2009, 2:59 AM
Fucking died when 'Evenstevens' flashed on the screen. When I watched Transformers I couldn't comprehend why he's even in the film, I think it's because he offers that nonsexual appeal like Kermit but then why not actually get some hot dude in the movie for the ladies or maybe an ugly one that can act so the men aren't counting the seconds between seeing the fucking robots and yeah, bet your fucking ass I have Ackroyd's crystal skull vodka and it tastes like shit, but throw in a match and point a laser pointer at it and OMG... it was like some tales from the darkside magic 8ball where the only answer it gave was a vision of your death.