3rd June 2009, 2:27 AM
hahaha ass movie is ass, I wonder when they realized it was going to suck. It had to be somewhere around 'Oh, we got McG as the director." or the totally shit toys. The T2 toys were incredible and the Todd McFarlan collectibles, no contest. But this whole thing is like one huge badly produced commercial with the occasional neat idea that ultimately gets flat. T1 and 2 (yeah while 3 wasn't jaw dropping at least they knew not to fuck with what makes the series awesome), they worked so well because they kept it so limited. There was no epicness IN the FILM, it was in your imagination, in the negative space between the lines, it was one on one survival and that made it so, so easy to infer things and make us feel like we're actually in this war in time. For shits and giggles I watched the future scenes from Kyle's flashbacks and the war scenes from T2 3-D and imagined the new movie.... and holy shit was I disappointed.
And holy god the music.... hello? Where's the TERMINATOR THEME in the TERMINATOR MOVIE? would you make Jaws 7 without the JAWS THEME? WOULD YOU MCG? YOU FAT HICK.
Calling this a decent action flick is like saying that Perfect Dark Zero was a decent video game - there are *standards* to live up to and surpass. At the very least, you maintain the watermark. This movie is shit, though i'm sure only the nerdiest of people will agree. Enjoy your popcorn enema, America.
And holy god the music.... hello? Where's the TERMINATOR THEME in the TERMINATOR MOVIE? would you make Jaws 7 without the JAWS THEME? WOULD YOU MCG? YOU FAT HICK.
Calling this a decent action flick is like saying that Perfect Dark Zero was a decent video game - there are *standards* to live up to and surpass. At the very least, you maintain the watermark. This movie is shit, though i'm sure only the nerdiest of people will agree. Enjoy your popcorn enema, America.